Defend vs Cure

the virgin shield THE CHAD HEALER Supposed to be a legendary hero, but forces his child Supossed to be a support, fights against most powerful ones by himself Becomes a beta ability like healing into the most dangerous and based Abilites are simultaneously overpowered and impossibly lame powers of his world slaves to fight for him Brainwashes any bitch who dares to f--- with him Has a whole harem of friends and foes Tries to justify slavery because people were The only girl who likes mean to him him is his stockholm syndrome slave Overly busy design makes him look like a Has no balls to make a move with a girl is obvious has a crush on him larper Petty Can have bitches begging for his c--- even without use brainwashing His only revenge is a childish change of names Plot plays out like an edgy incel fanfiction Manages to make his traitor beg to him to r--- her Takes almost the same design than the virgin and makes it look cool Color scheme is muddy and dull while still being generic It's just an edgy incel Doesn't matters his color theme Betrayed once, becomes edgy fanfiction and loves it! because is naked most of time Interchangable with several other heroes Passes throught a hell: repeats it again just to get his revenge tsundere Unrecognized son of Kazuma and Megumin

tate no yuusha kaifuku jutsushi no yarinaoshi rising of shield hero redo the healer naofumi iwatani keyaru keyaruga isekai

Origin Entry: Virgin vs. Chad

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Naofumi is take from another meme. Keyaru part is mine

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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Transmuters with mechanical limbs

Thinks is manly for do reahabilitation in 1 year when a girl does the same in 6 months THE CHAD SYNERGIST Actually hilarious at some moments The virgin alchemist Builds futuristic s--- and awesome vehicles Has like 3 different titles given by people: doesn't gives a f--- and keeps using his real name everytime Years of study and practice and still is below the chad in transmutation and fighting skills in a medieval fantasy world like a boss Insecure ego, repeats title every 10 seconds so people don't forget who he is, even though they wouldn't anyway Manlet who cries like a bitch every time anyone remembers him it Becomes a whole tribe of f----- and weak bunnies into the most dangerous m------------ in just 10 days Only makes simple weapons and boring stuff Has more weapons than all Digimon together Makes his own sick awesome prosthesis: Loses an arm fighting a demon bear and an eye protecting his girlfriend Doesn't believe in God even after seeing him, what a hypocrite Loses a leg in a failed try to resurrect his mom and an arm can even feel the boobs of his bitches with it ROCKET PUNCH! Burns his house because has no diligence to accomplish his goal Has the jobber class and stats of his class and in just a few months surpasses Proudly shows his mechanical arm just to fix a little bit his giant failure Don't gives a s--- about this world: just wants to return home with his harem (and still ends saving it anyways) Unfunny and cringe humor even for woman's writting standards in every aspect the Hero Bland realistic prosthesis; build and maintained by a girl F---- so much it seems an eroge "Look! I'm better written than the average shonen, I have some metaphysic and I'm very edgy mature: I'M THE BEST MANGA EVER!!!!!!1" Saves his whole class multiple times, one even before becoming a strong chad Has the balls to pic his girl from the beginning and still has a whole harem simping for him Covers with shame his prothesis "Yeah, I'm another harem isekai, SO WHAT?" Has a fanfic anime adaptation: people keeps arguing if it's better than the faithful one Arm has to be repaired every two episodes due weak fighting skill. Pays thousands in rush order fees, Could have took revenge of the bastard who made him fall into the abyss, but doesn't do it because actually doesn't give a f--- about his virgin days anymore (Still ends killing him later in an unilateral betdown) Even before the story starts has the idol of his class loving and admiring him Has so much forced drama seems a soap opera too insecure to call ahead His little brother kicks his ass every time Becomes a proud dragon into a huge masochistic Survives the hell itself and still is able to feel love and gradually restore his kind side without losing an apex of his massive chadness Girly braid Main character and still is one of weakest in the whole show Has no balls to use a philosophe stone, despite the damage is already done Turns into the paternal figure of a cute little mermaid without even trying it EDGY WELL DONE Only f---- after marriage with a single woman in his life Saves his little girl at least one time for volume Gets an horrible anime adaptation and still gets a 2nd season Unable to save his little girl Just dates the girl at the epilogue because they're childhood friends and she doesn't know any other man His own girlfriend asks him to have more girlfriends Fights and kills the f------ gods with just some help Misguided daddy issues Could have built a better armor than Needs the help of the everyone just to beat a pseudo-god (Note: his dad does most of the work) Too f----- to even drink milk Succesfully resurrects his friend and puts her soul in the body of a sexy OP angel Ironman but f--- that gay s---: Worst sense of style ever see Wears a cool jacket instead Keeps his powers even after returning the real world Needs to sacrifice his powers to accomplish his goal Angry with the world for a mistake that it's completely his own fault Generic and boring happy end: even more than Naruto and Bleach Has a whole sequel about him living and f------ with his 8 bitches Eats the most terrifying monsters as breakfast

The Virgin Scot vs The Chad Irishman

The virgin trump vs the chad xi vs the vlad putin (chad thad putin)

The Virgin Trump THE CHAD XI VAD PUTIN Lustrous jet-black hair Balding hair looks ridiculous Fkin rides a bear. Cute and fluffy like a bear, children love him Went to none of the debates; no party affiliation; no campaining; still won election Bear develops jawline from Putin's residue testosterone Same weight as a bear Loved and idolised by 600 million women, but Barely got elected still loyal to loving wife by landslide So fat Americans make fun of his Political Wins own Ripped from doing manual labour MUNNY opponents commit suicide out weight election, rigs others in his youth of shame Penis so large can't wear pants Small hands = Censored small penis; made invisible by belly fat Cucked by own wife when visiting other chad leaders everything, even his own penis Allows elections Penis as since he's large as the Soviet confident about winning them Never heard of Union. elections but a master of erections Tough talk about "beating" China and Russia all the time, bows to them in person Judo black Actually capitalist, America owes him trillions of dollars belt Businessman but never makes good trade deals

the virgin merkel vs the chad putin

VIRGIN MERKEL Daughter with two jobs, doesn't CHAD PUTIN even need a wife Entire EU can't even outmatch Has more tanks than the rest of America Europe combined Not even one child No opposition Tired posture from all the refugee r--- whatsoever Approval rating not even above 50% Doesn't care about USA, makes friends instead Cant even get a majority 16 Years in the of the vote KGB Saggy, weak body Only flag he bears is the Russian Flag Criticizes USA, comes crying back to them when Russia attacks 66 years old, Judo Black Belt Flinches from a Approval rating consistently above 60% massage attempt Embraces violent past, Casually high fives dictators Still guilty about past, tries to cover it up lets the communists stay Puts his army wherever he feels like it

the virgin charles xii vs chad pyotr veliky (chad peter the great)

The virgin charles XII CHAD PYOTR VELIKY his dad did all the work BELOVED BY EVERY RUSSIAN balding at age 14 MODERNIZED MOTHER RUSSIA TURNING has a mixed reputation in his own cucked country MAGNIFICIENT MOUSTACHE AND HAIR, TALL AND HER INTO THE EUROPEAN SUPERPOWER MUSCULAR all the victories done IT IS TO THIS DAY by other generals HIS PARTIES ALL OVER EUROPE got drunk once, quit alcohol beacuse "muh hangover" the disasters are his fault SHOCKED AND AMAZED KING AND QUEENS MAKING HIM knows he can never INTO A LIVING LEGEND HANDS READY TO SEIZE HIS compare to Charles Il so he never RIGHTFULL BALTIC COAST losses the war despite dies an actual virgin using all his countries ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN WINS THE WAR LIKE A TRUE resources RUSSIAN, SCORCHING LAND AND COUNTINUING THE PERSONALLY LEADING THE ARMY LEGACY his legacy is a shity metal album protesto-luthero-cucko- who gives a s--- TENDER LOVER ONLY RIVALED OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE BY RASPUTIN heretic HIS LEGACY IS THE MOST POWERFULL cries himself to sleep while thinking about Poltava COUNTRY IN THE WORLD RUSSIAN EUROASIAN MASTER RACE POLTAVA IS JUST AN AVERAGE DAY IN HIS LIFE, HAS MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES

Virgin the pooh vs Chaddington bear

Virgin The Pooh Chaddington Bear Goes to war for his peoples freedom Puts people in concentration camps Bans everything, probably banned the site you're reading this on Wants to legalize medical cannabis, prostitution and gun ownership People make memes about his giant balls Hated globally Bans cartoon bear because of hurt feelings Voices cartoon bear in live-action movie

Reichsvirgin Göring vs CHADCELLOR GOEBBELS

Chadcellor Goebbels Reichsvirgin Göring knows the Jew is immunized against all dangers that he may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profi- teer, that it all runs of him like water thicc salutes, knows the Führer feels like Hitler isn't paying attention downfall stare takes his advice seriously refined calculated glare off a raincoat but if he calls him a to him jew won't be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back autistic plans and strategies groin injury from failed putsch constantly preforming silent "hummer-heils stays with Adi until the end, euthanizes his family to spare them a world without National Socialism frail frame from severe opiod addiction gets captured fleeing with a suitcase full of dihydrocodeine- tapdances powerful propaganda in morse code low test gait

Virgin Red Demon Man VS CHAD MOTH GODDESS.

VIRGIN UNLIMITED SUPERPOWERED CHARACTER VS CHAD LIMITED SUPERPOWERED CHARACTER

VIRGIN UNLIMITED SUPERPOWERED CHARACTER CHAD LIMITED SUPERPOWERED CHARACTER - MAKES UP EXCUSES IN ORDER NOT TO USE ITS POWER. "I WILL HAS ITS LIMITS AND FLAWS BUT THAT DOES NOT STOP IT - EITHER JUST TOO DUMB OR LAZY TO DO ANYTHING NOT USE MY POWERS TO ACHIVE ITS GOALS CUZ [REASONS]!" BITCH, WHAT WAS THE POINT INTRODUCING THIS CHARACTER THEN? OUCH! SHOW, DONT TELL! EVEN IF IT USES ITS POWERS THEN IT HAS USES ITS POWERS TO IS ACTUALLY ONLY ONE WEAKNESS AND THEIR FULL POTENTIAL ABLE TO LEARN HOW NOTHING ELSE (BORING) - ONLY TIMES ACTUALLY TO USE ITS POWERS DOES ANYTHING ARE WHEN IT LOSES ITS POWER

Obese tumblr voting booth story

$So glad I found this website! Last election, I went to vote at my local library. When I got there, I discovered that the voting booths were too small for me to fit into. I went to ask the information desk for assistance, and the poor old Vietnamese lady was very sympathetic. Though she wasn't allowed to send someone in to operate the machine for me, she offered to find a reaching device that I could use to cast my ballot from outside the stall. However, things took a turn for the s--- when some jock a------ pushed his way through the crowd and began to scream in our faces. "Too fat to fit in the booth, shouldn't be allowed to vote!" he shrieked. "You let those fat f---- have a ballot, our next president's gonna be Ronald McDonald! Dumb s----!" "For your information," I snapped back, "not all fat people are stupid. On the contrary, many of us are fat because we pursued scholarly lives! Tell me, did you learn a lot on the football field, Mr. Muscles?" "I don't understand this, so l'm p----- off!" the roid freak yelled. He shoved me with all of his might, sending me flying into the voting booths. They collapsed like dominoes. Of course, everyone blamed me and me alone. Even the once-lovely Vietnamese lady turned on me. "You not voting here! You leave forever, beech!" People laugh when I tell them that fats are oppressed. If they can't see it now, they never will. I was beaten and DENIED MY RIGHT TO VOTE for being fat. #fatphobia #fatphobic #ableism #ableist 5 notes Vote for change! It's time for a change! Vor Vot \VOTE! Bonk No is worry, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle. We find reaching device for you. OH YEAH? STRI DE OUCH! Too fat to fit in the booth, shouldn't be allowed to vote! You let these fat f---- have a ballot, our next president's gonna be Ronald McDonald! OUCH! For your informa-shun Not all fat people are stupid! On the contrary, many of us are fat because we pursued scholarly did lives! Tell me, you a lot on the football field, learn Mr. Muscles? I don't understand this, so l'm p----- off!! GRAB Roll Roll CRASH!!! Hey, what's the big idea here? You oughta be ashamed of yourself causing all this ruckus! You're gonna pay for these damages, fatty! Oh please Mrs. Nguyen, help me!! You -ah- not voting here! You leave *gasp* forever, beech! Oh, ngay tại đó!!! Library Vote Today! FATMOBILE Bonk 10$