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So glad I found this website! Last election, I went to vote at my local library. When I got there, I discovered that the voting booths were too small for me to fit into. I went to ask the information desk for assistance, and the poor old Vietnamese lady was very sympathetic. Though she wasn't allowed to send someone in to operate the machine for me, she offered to find a reaching device that I could use to cast my ballot from outside the stall. However, things took a turn for the s--- when some jock a------ pushed his way through the crowd and began to scream in our faces. "Too fat to fit in the booth, shouldn't be allowed to vote!" he shrieked. "You let those fat f---- have a ballot, our next president's gonna be Ronald McDonald! Dumb s----!" "For your information," I snapped back, "not all fat people are stupid. On the contrary, many of us are fat because we pursued scholarly lives! Tell me, did you learn a lot on the football field, Mr. Muscles?" "I don't understand this, so l'm p----- off!" the roid freak yelled. He shoved me with all of his might, sending me flying into the voting booths. They collapsed like dominoes. Of course, everyone blamed me and me alone. Even the once-lovely Vietnamese lady turned on me. "You not voting here! You leave forever, beech!" People laugh when I tell them that fats are oppressed. If they can't see it now, they never will. I was beaten and DENIED MY RIGHT TO VOTE for being fat. #fatphobia #fatphobic #ableism #ableist 5 notes Vote for change! It's time for a change! Vor Vot \VOTE! Bonk No is worry, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle. We find reaching device for you. OH YEAH? STRI DE OUCH! Too fat to fit in the booth, shouldn't be allowed to vote! You let these fat f---- have a ballot, our next president's gonna be Ronald McDonald! OUCH! For your informa-shun Not all fat people are stupid! On the contrary, many of us are fat because we pursued scholarly did lives! Tell me, you a lot on the football field, learn Mr. Muscles? I don't understand this, so l'm p----- off!! GRAB Roll Roll CRASH!!! Hey, what's the big idea here? You oughta be ashamed of yourself causing all this ruckus! You're gonna pay for these damages, fatty! Oh please Mrs. Nguyen, help me!! You -ah- not voting here! You leave *gasp* forever, beech! Oh, ngay tại đó!!! Library Vote Today! FATMOBILE Bonk 10

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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