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The Virgin Trying to solve your problems using traditional means Relies on tools made by other people to do basic tasks like this Not very effective Virgin learns nothing from this Doesn't challenge his fears Only touched the wooden handle and washed his hands, but still feels dirty afterwards. Doesn't go outside of his comfort zone This is exactly why your life is a failure Virgin The Chad Facing your problems directly Why use tools if you can do it with your own hands? Didn't hesitate even for one second; he knew what had to be done and just wanted to get it over with Every problem in life is an opportunity to learn and grow stronger as a person The most effective method OUCH! Challenges and conquers his fears Goes outside of his comfort zone Doing this gave Chad such an enormous boost in self confidence that immediately afterwards he went and slept with 10 women. Didn't even feel the need to wash his hands first. Has never used a plunger in his life The Thad "But Thad, you can't just keep running from your problems" Well apparently he can Running away from your problems Wait, where is Thad? This isn't the first time he has done this. (Thad isn't even his real name). he gone Thad has probably left the country by now. rve left you and the family - Thad Thad was happily married, had a house, kids, a fulfilling job that paid well, quite some savings and many close friends that he's now leaving behind for good. Well too bad I guess but he ain't dealing with all this s--- (literally). Yuck! LAD it's your toilet and you're the one who got it clogged, you need to do this yourself! The LAD Forcing your problems upon others LAD'S God damn it LAD not again Looks like LAD clogged his toilet again TOILET AAA I could have shown you the inside of LAD's bathroom but I decided to spare you from the horrors that lay inside. The least you could do is раy Basic... At least LAD provided Basic with the proper PPE. (He'll need it)

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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