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THE CHAD POSTHUMAN covered in strong The virgin transhuman armor and useful has millions of tools bodies only allowed to think permitted thoughts does not have outdated human emotions, a pathetic shell of a human disgusting smell and sickly color covered in tubes only thinks about efficiency and paperclips wires and other striking disgusting stuff chrome consumes whatever it wants to metal google glass VR waifu is the only thing it's permitted to love digestive organs removed, feeds through a hole appearance has no need for VR, bends reality Zucktron will r--- and kill her if it steps out of line doesn't feel anything really the vestige of a prostate is electro stimulated for reward, its only form of physical pleasure itself to its whim kills people, not for feared by mercy, but for Zucktron and afficiency agony blockers switched off for punishment Elonbot it's a slave no longer metaphorical, is actually castrated people feel compelled to mercy kill it serial number seared into the end of out- the end of literally incapable does not need primitive flesh dated humanity, s----- appendages humanity of feeling pain biological reproduction a better sequel

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The Virgin Transhuman vs The Chad Posthuman


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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