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The Virgin MCU-Man The Chad PS4-Man Skips origin to save fans the trouble Skips over origin to avoid pressure from fans Suit made by Doctor Octopus Post-credits scene openly mocks longtime fans Default suit made by Tony Stark Suit has split fanbase with its "tacticool" approach Makes a better suit himself to take Ock down Post-credits scenes build on plot threads established throughout the story Still in high school Graduated college, working man Even at 22, his actor still sounds too young Isn't even allowed to punch people Only exists from Sony's failure to make their own cinematic universe Suit is perfect mix of athletic and defensively minded Exists out of unbridled love by Isnomniac, Sony, and Marvel First suit is some s----- Scarlet Spider/Noir hybrid VA pulls off mid-20s voice flawlessy, even when nearing his 50s Beats the s--- out of Friends are renamed from Miles Morales' friends Isn't allowed to fight the entirety of his rogues' gallery criminals left and right with his sick moves His Aunt May is the youngest she's been meaning she'll be around a while Miles is his friend, but still knows his place as Peter's Game is peppered with references to comics, movies, shows, other games . secondary Thrust into intergalactic war right after one movie His MJ is snarky, doesn't even have red hair isn't even named Mary Jane His Aunt May knows he was Spider- Man since day one, is perfectly willin to sacrifice herself for the greater good Fights the Sinister Six, builds up confrontation with Venom and Green Goblin Dies after only three Saves the city from a bioweapon crisis appearances Has taken down multiple villains (i.e. crime bosses, supervillains, His villain isn't even interested in fighting him Photo mode spawned new creative side for fans all over the globe terrorists) Spawned an admittedly annoying spoiler-related meme Slave to his suit's A Has onboard phone system "I just want to be an Avenger Da-l mean Tony!" Strong independent Spidey who don't need no team Listens te J. Jonah Jameson's podcast to humor him MCU probably won't even bother to adapt the Daily Bugle His MJ is just as successful as he is with a promising journalism career

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I like Homecoming well enough (I even wore the Homecoming suit in my first run through the game), but hot damn, Insomniac nailed it.

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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The Virgin Daniel Lamb THE CHAD JAMES CASH Strong Body His last name is "Lamb" Weaker body Depends on another personality to survive It does not depend on another personality to survive, it is only himself Kills his family Starkweather murders his family, he in revenge destroys his entire organization and kills him brutally with a chainsaw T hat personality kills him in an alternate ending

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The Virgin McArthur Vs The Chad Huey Long Has f------ Patton on his side. Aways wears a smart suit Has to wear military fatiques to feel tough In McArthurs America no one is king, but he is caesar Usualy starts the civil war Always enacts policies to MAKE EVERY MAN A KING and to SHARE THE WEALTH The only man who can protect america against the godess syndicalists. Wil not share the wealth So incompetent as a leader that he cant be autocratic without getting himself kiled. Leads the glorious Union state. The only true American nation. Gets leadership from corrupt Gets leadership from THE PEOPLE

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There are 2 types of Goblins. The good ones, and the dead ones.

the savage r----- goblins The Chad Civilized Goblin VS (e -sneeki f------ -cant get chicks -ugly inside and out +Fights enemies headon, even if outnumbered +Gets all the Goblin Chicks +1 10% honorable +Lifts a lot, uses strong goblin muscles -UseS poisons 0/18 survivors 5000/10 Civilized

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ive been getting a lot of s--- about how "first it was the clown now it's venom" and i have to say how could you even put pennywise and venom in the same league pennywise is an incel and venom is a raw unfiltered chad batbitequeen

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The Virgin Jim Halpert The Chad Dwight Schrute Perfect hair allows peak occular performance Carefully unkempt hair impairs visiorn Falls apart the minute a real boss doesnt find him funny Dog-like obedience to autority, the ultimate team player Cucked Andy Bernard for months Neck constantly hurting from turning towards reception Poor sales record due to no self motivation Almost got his ass kicked biy Roy, had to be protected Best sales record in the company Would give his life to protect anyone in the office Thinks he's better than everyone else in the office, too much of a p---- to quit Became sole manager for life at the end of the series Had to be co-managed Self reliant due to beet money, works at the office to challenge himself anyways Volunteer sheriff's deputy, contributes to his community Only makes an effort to dress properly once promoted, looks bad anywayS Almost got cucked in season 9 Perfect genes, women beg to breed with him Multiple interests and hobbies agriculture, martial arts, lord of the rings, battlestar galactica, second life, etc Named his daughter Peepee Left Karen, who loved him, for a girl that rejected him Years of bullying made him invincible Bonded with Pam over the torture and bullying of a coworker No hobbies whatsoever Never been sick in his life, perfect immune system. Can raise and lower cholesterol at will Discharged a firearm in the office to assert dominance Terrified of snowballs, had to get therapy Never earned a Schrute Buck in his life

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