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The Virgin Jim Halpert The Chad Dwight Schrute Perfect hair allows peak occular performance Carefully unkempt hair impairs visiorn Falls apart the minute a real boss doesnt find him funny Dog-like obedience to autority, the ultimate team player Cucked Andy Bernard for months Neck constantly hurting from turning towards reception Poor sales record due to no self motivation Almost got his ass kicked biy Roy, had to be protected Best sales record in the company Would give his life to protect anyone in the office Thinks he's better than everyone else in the office, too much of a p---- to quit Became sole manager for life at the end of the series Had to be co-managed Self reliant due to beet money, works at the office to challenge himself anyways Volunteer sheriff's deputy, contributes to his community Only makes an effort to dress properly once promoted, looks bad anywayS Almost got cucked in season 9 Perfect genes, women beg to breed with him Multiple interests and hobbies agriculture, martial arts, lord of the rings, battlestar galactica, second life, etc Named his daughter Peepee Left Karen, who loved him, for a girl that rejected him Years of bullying made him invincible Bonded with Pam over the torture and bullying of a coworker No hobbies whatsoever Never been sick in his life, perfect immune system. Can raise and lower cholesterol at will Discharged a firearm in the office to assert dominance Terrified of snowballs, had to get therapy Never earned a Schrute Buck in his life

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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The Virgin Gay Person" "Gay Chad" Effortelessly a tectonic force in the fashion world, industry buyers follow his trying to tap into his prophetic choices decades ahead of their time every mowe Entire world loves and accepts him and knew he was gay since the moment he was born Agonizes over coming out, even though all his friends are super accepting I know homophobes say this, but sometimes game pride parades are a little too in your face Has never touched or seen c--- in his entire life, including during birth Has been pressured into incredibly awkward hetero sex multiple times Will never have sex with a man Not a sex toy, Used purely as a projectile weapon Trump voting uncle demands to sit next to hinm every Thanksgiving to get fresh grindr tips Thinks fashion is gay Sits and nods at Thanksgiving while his Trump voting uncle spouts off about how queers are ruining the country Converted entire offensive line of 2013 Pittsburg Steelers in a single night Average sized d---, actually thinks this isn't a problem His semen cures AIDS Despite making every possible effort to blend in with straight society his coworkers still gossip about him Starts a pride parade every single time he walks out the door Doesn't not take drugs Actively involved in the fight for mariage equality hoping he can act more like a straight guy. Will never get married anyway Doesn't take drugs, "they're bad for your health Unerect d--- used by International Bureau of Measures and Subway Sandwiches as standard for the foot Doesn't even know what marriage is, entire concept is utterly incomprehensible to him Utterly terrified of STDs

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Jean Virjean vs Chadvert by kula

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Ezelith vs Orion

Bunny ears for superb hearing so he cannot be snuck up on s----- unkempt hair THE CHAD ORION THE VIRGIN EZELITH "I am magical genius NO. ezelith. you are a fool Rose in art shows he is a rabbit man of refined taste and is polite Form fitting clothing under armor to providle maximum free-range movement 5-STAR that EVEYRONE Full damage VS all elements. Kicks lights ass uses but no one actually wants also gets ass kicked by light, but like, have you tried looking at the sun? light hurts Gemm O so anyone w the sternum hurts WEAK HUMAN BODY punches him wears a cape, bra and hotpants like the idiot she is, offering no protection Glorious 4-Star cape gives enemies easy target to grab to kill easier Easy to upgrade mana circle Accessible to all his children Actual armor to provide protection from the foes he is bound to vanquish with ease Has a six-pack which is nature's armor s----- passives increases debuffs but doesn't have any debuffs IDIOT tap water kills her. also probably dies to standard midgardsormr Helps friends get skills faster and deal more damage, also never gets paralyzed ven more armo o his knees are well protected, because you cannot battle without knees heels - no advantage in combat. probably applies bog status to herself just by walking Claws on feet to stand his ground and have superior traction and grip

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he virgin incel sympathize The Chad Incel HaterHas absolutely no sympathy tor incet probably an incel himself Thinks we should be nice to incels Solves incel problem by neutralizing them Hand ready to strangle incels is just a misogynistic a------ deep down hasn't stopped any mass shootings Has prevented three mass shootings nCelS Respects the hell out of women LI has never dated a woman thinks we should solve incels problem by having a "discussion " about men and datin Goes on tons of dates after beating the s--- out of incels Blood on his shoes from stomping on incel's faces

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Muddy, ugly hair (uses wig on ocasion) Thinks that any metal genre that doesn't scream like a f------ bear is f------ s--- Long hair because he likes, cleans it everyday Doesn't hate guttural voices, respects it as its own genre EVERY RELIGION IS S--- (has a inverted cross tattoo on his chest) Can't sing anything because he himself isn't capable of making guttural screams Respect other people's reli- gion, sometimes is a church goer himself Likes good metal, sings along with his beautiful voice "Her innocent cries couldn't milden my heart l stabbed and stabbed, and I cut her apart" Dresses like the f------ antichrist on every ocasion Black Sabbath Dresses himself normally, but likes to use metal t-shirts on ocasion Can't even read what his band name is "The world is full of kings and queens who blind your eyes and steal your dreams" inspires himself in Burzum, but doesn't have the balls to do anything Inspires himself in Dio, who was a great man, even more with his fans. You can actually read the name of band MY BANDS ARE THE BEST, F--- YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC Every day is long boots day No matter if it's cold or hot as hell Actually likes to discuss the better and worse albums of the bands he likes like a human being Uses normal shoes because why not? Metal Chad The Virgin Death/Black-Metal Hater

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The Virgin Constitutional monarchist The Chad Absolutist monarchist Probably would be a 6-6-6 ruler in EU IV Unless with half Always a man Probably would be a 1-3-0 leader of the world, always loses wars in EU IV Leads his army to battle The only soldiers he ever saw A s----- small nation was his royal guard Glorious Realises that democracy crown is a failure Literally sent by God Owns half A senile old guy/weak naive guy A woman Wears civilian clothes of Europe L himself Beautiful fur coat Probably Praises and his ancestors Against degeneracy favors elective monarchy anyways S------- flag and emblem honours Glorious emblem and national flag S----- crown No fur coat or a s----- fur coat Beautiful wife and many children Forgotten by the end Young, full of enthusiasm of the century Never lost a war Worries about the plebs opinion Probably divorced Unironically thinks Prays everyday Loved by and praised by the people for the next hundreds of years Colonisation is his hobby that democracy is good Imperialism runs in his blood Noble Thinks that everybody is equal Decolonised clothing half of the world Doesnt know his ancestry Lutheran/forgot about the church Doesnt give a f--- what others think By Mako

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The Becky Being The Stacy Goddess Nerdy bun Tried make-up once, got allergic- reaction Runs her own make-up parlour Glorious, long hair dances with the wind No clothing store has small enough bras for her Is the child that was supposed to be a boy Only daughter of her parents, cherished by her whole family Only girl in the chess club, barely gets any attention from the Virgins Had to take breast reduction surgery in order to see her toes, still the best melons in the whole world Has a collection of finest Chanel perfumes designed by Coco Chanel herself Never heard of perfume, clothes reek of her cats Has to ask the Virgin to the prom During weekends is usually the hostess of parties for her and her Chad and Stacy friends Uses internet only with her phone to use social media During weekends usually sits at her computer and surfs in tumblr and Har Potter forums All the Chads text her prior to the prom Wears $40 fake Vans $2000 Gucci high heels

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