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"The Virgin Sit" "THE CHAD LOUNGE" The Wizard Sit Vibrates constantly to annoy people Tries to stay perfectly still Takes up an entire row of chairs by himself Perfectly aligns spine with the center of the Earth for optimal posture, making his neck immune to pain. to avoid bothering other Always chooses the middle of a row of chairs. Hunches back and neck, and will not sit up straight to relieve growing pain in neck because he thinks that will make him stand out. Head always faces up while looking everyone in the eye Doesn't know who's around him people. Head always facing down to avoid eye contact, looks at feet to determine who is around him. When needing to is always relaxed, but still ries to sit near someone, he will simply sit on top of them Sits in the mathematically perfect center of all available chairs in the nearby vicinity change his posture constantly to challenge himself Always listening for a chance to start a conversation with a stranger When needing to sit near Is never in a relaxed pose his chaso someone, will sit on the edge of the chair to avoid being close to someone else who's sitting down. Uses every limb available to manipulate smartphones Believes that it is impossible for a mortal man to see him maintain the same pose Completely immobile, vital processes have ceased to ensure a total lack of movement Never removes his earbuds, uses them to avoid social interactions with strangers. Thinks everybody is looking at him Entire outfit is composed of jeans Too busy to own a cellphonee Uses his smartphone constantly in an attempt to appear busy and less awkward. Doesn't wear pants. Eyes have never made contact with another living being, can use feet to determine the future Keeps legs close together so as to not annoy people for taking up space Wears jeans exclusively only to fit in, has no sense of personal style Legs spread as wide as possible for maximum comfort. Has manipulated the total consciousness of mankind to make sure everybody who ever existed is looking at him Maintains least comfortable pose possible, changes pose every attosecond Earbuds are permanently embedded in all orifices

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Wizard Sit vs. Virgin Sit vs. Chad Lounge


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