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Is insecure with penis size and does not like people peeping Deathly afriad of pee-buddy adjacent to him Small to average sized penis hands firmly secured and controlling it Perfectly straight around penis, blocking Nervously scouts the area before going to release back tiptoes to Does not converse avoid pee puddles Attempt to attract the least amount of huma attention possible Tries to minimize urine splashbaclk Completely silent, utilizes the rim to minimize noise Uses furthest avaliable urinal if toilets aren't avaliable The Virgin Piss GRABS PEE-BUDDYS D--- MID-PISS HANDS FLAILING, PEES EVERYWHERE BUT IN THE URINAL HAS A MASSIVE D--- HE MAKES EVERYONE SIGN WITH A BLUE MARKER DOES NOT LOOK WHERE HE IS GOING, PUSHES PEOPLE AWAY TO GET TO THE URINAL HE WANTS BACK TWISTED IN UNNATURAL POSITION TALKS LOUDLY TO/EVERYONE PRESENT DELIBERATELY JUMPS INTO EVERY PUDDLE OF PEE HE FINDS TRIES TO PEE WITH THE HIGHEST AMOUNT OF NOISE POSSIBLE USUALLY USES MULTIPLE URINALS AT THE SAME TIME The Chad Piss

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The Virgin Piss vs. The Chad Piss


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Jun 13, 2017 at 12:59PM EDT

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