The Chad Feast | Virgin vs. Chad | Know Your Meme

Only capable of eating if there are at least 50 people present. Eyes are incapable of seeing or comprehending any device invented after the 1950s Only eats in a pack with other chads Refuses to eat anywhere except for a restraunt. Back is perfectly straight and parallel with the table at all times Literally incapable of consuming food while alone. Constantly screeching as loudly as possible. Talks constantly with friends while eating, not even stopping to chew or swallow Uses telekenesis to lift food into his mouth, removing the need for arms Ambrosia, definitely not water. DANG Chest has takern on the shape of a funnel as a result of years of training Meal is an exact replica of the food pyramid Has never heard a song in his life

Share Pin Download More

Origin Entry: Virgin vs. Chad

File type: png

Resolution: (855px x 542px)

File size: 44.8 KB

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

View All 1,858 Images

Load 4 Comments

Moar:

The Virgin Meal

Prefers a quiet dinner instead of loud social interactions "The Virgin Meal'" Eye's fixated on eletronic device Eats alone Would rather order take-away or delivery as opposed to eating at a resturant Arched back, leans towards the table Uses mobile device to substitute eating and talking with friends stays silent Eats alone on weekends, public holidays and birthdays Uses adjacent arm to shovel food into mouth Soda, possibly water Junk food or leftovers instead of a nutritionally balanced meal Slight pot belly, is conscious of his weight but does nothing likes ambient music to drown out the silence

Pin

MS Paint illustration

Hair seems to overreact to wind "The Virgin Walk" Head craned forward Sometimes uses heaphones to escape potential conversation or mitigate agoraphobic symptoms Looks below parallel - Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately Back slouched if accidental contact Perceives every oncoming face in his periphery as "looking at him Too polite, gives too much space for oncoming traffic But secretly hates people who walk slowly when side-by-side Stiff, straight arms Struggles to find Little arm movement comfortable hand form Might be too tense and rigid Bonus: Clothing is all neutral coloured Wears running shoes Only wears black coats Stands with a weird posture Is insecure about how he walks Walking pace/form lacks fluidity because he struggles to "autowalk" analogous to always manually breathing Walks too fast Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him Long strides

Pin

Know Your Meme

Like Page 1.8M likes