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"The Wizard Pee" Must be alone in the building to pee People never saw his eyes Only uses the stall Looks at the backk of the stall So silent you can hear the atoms spinning Legs are at constant rotation Has a micropenis, but doesn't know it Pees one drop at a time Drinks the toilet water before so peeing won't make any noise Sits down even for peeing, because of his micropenis "The Virgin Pee" Uses the urinal furthest away from people Awkward silence Must be at least two urinals away from everybody else Looks at the nearest wall Thinks Avoids eye contact watching him Doesn't know what to do with free hand Pees in small bursts Prefers to use a stall Only lowers pants enough to stick his penis out Self conscious about penis Size Tries to pee silently Legs are moving uncomfortably Refuses to pee when nobody's in the room Makes direct eye contact with neighbour Exclusively uses the urinal in between "The Chad Sprinkle" people Ear-piercing yelling Keeps a stern eye on everybody who enters his territory Hugs his neighbours affectionately Has never seen a stall in his life Lets his penis dangle proudly Legs are firml planted in the floor for Pee roars with the sound of a Pees literal oceans ousand lions pee efficiency Drops pants to h ankles

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The Virgin Pee vs. The Chad Sprinkle


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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