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Virgin vs. Chad - the virgin charles xii vs chad pyotr veliky (chad peter the great)

The virgin charles XII CHAD PYOTR VELIKY his dad did all the work BELOVED BY EVERY RUSSIAN balding at age 14 MODERNIZED MOTHER RUSSIA TURNING has a mixed reputation in his own cucked country MAGNIFICIENT MOUSTACHE AND HAIR, TALL AND HER INTO THE EUROPEAN SUPERPOWER MUSCULAR all the victories done IT IS TO THIS DAY by other generals HIS PARTIES ALL OVER EUROPE got drunk once, quit alcohol beacuse "muh hangover" the disasters are his fault SHOCKED AND AMAZED KING AND QUEENS MAKING HIM knows he can never INTO A LIVING LEGEND HANDS READY TO SEIZE HIS compare to Charles Il so he never RIGHTFULL BALTIC COAST losses the war despite dies an actual virgin using all his countries ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN WINS THE WAR LIKE A TRUE resources RUSSIAN, SCORCHING LAND AND COUNTINUING THE PERSONALLY LEADING THE ARMY LEGACY his legacy is a shity metal album protesto-luthero-cucko- who gives a s--- TENDER LOVER ONLY RIVALED OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE BY RASPUTIN heretic HIS LEGACY IS THE MOST POWERFULL cries himself to sleep while thinking about Poltava COUNTRY IN THE WORLD RUSSIAN EUROASIAN MASTER RACE POLTAVA IS JUST AN AVERAGE DAY IN HIS LIFE, HAS MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES

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Charge level 1 1 The Virgin bot 1 souless machine canonically a forgetable nobody. with no purpose. Gaming Laptop level battery life Lost computer-chan to killer Brobot Loveless, will never Power sap some bitches does the "robot" is a literal "robot" Can't even use perfume even though it doesn't need to be Ingested weak toothpick Neck weak robotic arms need contasnt power to hurt anything needs the most powerful weapons in the game just to stand a chance Hated by everyone due to leaving the city in a blackout. can drink alcohol to cope with the fact Their whole existence is based on whether they can reach the next power or not. hunk of metal with no style o The Investment Chad 0 muscle gained naturally due to melee focused build. steroids only exaggerate his gains. Avid cologne user, smells magnificent The golden god only starts with some suger, a lighter, a small loan of 300 dollars and a dream all he needs knows what love both romantically and with family bonds takes slow syringe so his enemies can see his chad stride for longer 4 speed so nobody can see thier beta walk Is the only reason the DEA still exists made by die feller ด going bald Has millions in debt has made more than enough to pay it off, doesn't. doesn't give a f--- Instead drinks the resurrection shampoo to give himself immortality Hunted by countless assasins deals with them all with ease sells all thier weeb blades to buy some weed blades killer throws rocks into every adversary Rainbow blood, can legaly be classified as pharmacy. only wears the peak of style wears an awesome tie vampires OD on him. will bust it down it all of his buddys once he aquires the hat Uses exass cash to buy of the mob to help his elecation. still kills the mayor anyway.
The Virgin Modern YouTube Only promotes large channels. Makes a s----- TikTok clone. No dislikes. Makes the site kid-friendly despite having an app for kids. The Chad Old YouTube Promotes new Does nothing and exciting about Elsagate. Soulless channel layout. The videos are forgettable slop. Actually meant YouTubers. You Tube "You"Tube. TikTok? What's Age restricts videos for content that can be found in G-rated films. TikTok? Had a 5-star-review system and dislikes afterwards. Wasn't meant for kids to begin with. Fun channel layouts that encourage creativity. Videos have an eternal legacy. No s----- demonetization or age restriction systems.
CT-Virgin07 Trains for entire life dies in 10 minutes Physically impossible to live past 50 Bankrupting the republic Needs expensive armor that rarely works Is literally a slave, claims he isn't Will never do anything but fight and die B1 Chadle Droid Kills their commanders and friends without a second's hesitation Cheap to manufacture Roger Roger Can function for centuries given proper maintainance Doesn't put a dent in the CIS's treasury Needs no armor, is made of metal Can be reprogrammed after the war for other functions Produced by the trillions and needs zero training
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