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the virgin dodge The Chad Block shows both strength and finesse style over substance and utility great amount of effort done for a minuscule outcome can only dodge, usually too weak to get a good block can also dodge due to good reflex training takes challenging can mitigate, nullify, and eough effort for a even return damage dealt good tiebreaker move becomes braindead too easy after constant use constantly needs to take a flip for every move only needs to ready your stance in any given situaiton allows user to perform many other moves to connect after blocking reward you with only dodge time or bonus Takes hits like paper dissolve:s eats damage like a delicious breakfast amage at best uses both agility, dexterity, and resiliençe relying too much on agility requires a good amount of setup just to engage: can't utilize potential doesn't require too much setup; only a reliable tank item understanding per- frame movement and good timing multitude teamfight utility that's always welcome by the playerbase thout stealth or lack teamfight utility outside of high stable DPS on

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The Virgin Dodge vs Chad Block


Created by Aziz gANTENG Mar 21, 2019 at 05:44AM EDT

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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granblue fantasy, blazblue, devil may cry, league of legends, gran, spartan, hakumen, braum, dante, royalguard, sss, sword art online, honkai impact 3rd, fire emblem fates, kirigaya kazuto, kiana kaslana, ryoma (fe), dodge, block

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