The Virgin Tuunbaq vs the Chad Blanky | Virgin vs. Chad | Know Your Meme

The Virgin Tuunbaq The Chad Blanky A f------ manbearpig Cool title - Icemaster Doesn't have a title that demands respect Ruggedly good looks Runs around naked, but doesn't even have anything to show off to the ladies (and Hickey) Cozy sweater, /fa/even in the Arctic Can't even get an Esqui girl to notice him, she gets hot for a Goodbrit Millions of women around the world mourn his death Strong will to live, but willing to give up his life to save others Pointless existance, dies like a bitch As intelligent as a human, but still just sneaks up on people to eat them Outsmarts a supernatural being using nothing but his good upper body strength and wits Wraps forks around him with rope to make eating him all the harder Eats a man covered in sharp objects dies later Can't even outrun a man with one leg Respected by everyone he meets Captain is his biggest bro No one likes him, has no bros Loses his leg, doesn't even give a f--- Can't indimidate a dying marn Laughs when he sees manbearpig, has no fear of death Has never had a man's drink in his Uses wooden leg to drink booze out of life, only drinks water

Share Pin Download More

the terror tuunbaq thomas blanky

Origin Entry: Virgin vs. Chad

File type: png

Resolution: (2518px x 1024px)

File size: 283 KB

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

View All 1,858 Images

Moar:

Know Your Meme

Like Page 1.8M likes