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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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The Chad Bnosticist "The Virgin Abrahamist" -believes in the "Big Bang" and aliens instead of the power of his own god -metaphysics are important to him -doesn't even know what Gnosticism is, ignorant of the sins of his forefathers -pities the Abrahamists for their eternal slavery, does not seek what would be justified revenge for their genocide of his peers -has memorized the apocrypha, doesn't even read the bible is easily fooled by Samael's tricks -thinks the peak of spiritual music is a bunch of monks chanting about the works of the demiurge -thinks magic is either not real or an evil practice, would try to kill a witch if he saw one -understands power metal to be the most fulfilling sound for his soul creates egregores with the sole purpose of combatting Saklas and his archons -wrote a will so his future -knows that the archetypes embedded in our minds from crea offspring can inherit his meaningless trinkets -thinks all religions are false but his, yet has never read any non-Abrahamic scripture have permeated all religions -sucks up to and defends his god at every opportunity, for even such a brainwashed soul as he knows inside that YHWH is a fragile being who is easily offended -has no need for material posessions, is prepared to destroy all his belongings before his death has trouble lifting two jugs of skim milk at once, even though he works out is naturally strong fron divine spark Ave BaTO f ic -knows that his god couldn't care less about the s--- people talk prays to Yaldabaoth for pleasures of the flesh (they never come) -pictures Sophia in his mind while meditating for a hands-free climax -hopes to get into "heaven" but would be fine with being reincarnated hopes to escape the cycle of reincarnation and achieve true gnosis is working tirelessly to revive old traditions and combine them with modern knowledge to further his goals and liberate humanity -simply perpetuates the same teachings as 1000 years ago without questioning them in any meaningful way or improving upon them -realizes that Jesus was a messenger from beyond this reality who simply masqueraded as a servant of Leontoeides to delay his crucifixion -thinks that his god has mood swings or changes his mind, to justify the difference between the old and new testaments -pigeon-toed -wide stance, full of confidence

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Hair seems to overreact to wind "The Virgin Walk" THE HONK WALK Head craned forward Sometimes uses heaphones to escape potential conversation or mitigate agoraphobic symptoms Looks below parallel Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately if accidental contact Back slouched Honk walk Perceives every oncoming face in his periphery as "looking at him" Too polite, gives too much space for oncoming traffic But secretly hates people who walk slowly when side-by-side Stiff, straight arms Struggles to find comfortable hand form Little arm movement Might be too tense and rigid Bonus: Walking pace/form lacks fluidity because he struggles to "autowalk" -- analogous to always manually breathing Clothing is all neutral coloured Wears running shoes Only wears black coats Stands with a weird posture Is insecure about how he walks Walks too fast Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him Long strides

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