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Heroes of Skyrim shows Stormcloak soldiers fighting Heroes of Skyrim shows helmets are a must have in the legion without helmets "The Virgin Stormcloak" "THE CHAD LEGIONNAIRE" His leader started "Most of the Legion is tied down on the border with the Aldmeri Dominion. The Has been fighting weakened legions composed of locally recruited men to a standstill this war because he thought it was the Emperor who ordered his arrest Emperor can't afford to risk weakening Cyrodiil's defenses. From the Imperial City, our war here is just a sideshow. An interlude before the main event against the Thalmor resumes."- General Tullius for years and thinks he and his shield-brothers have a when it was chance against the Dominion Joined the Legion because actually Jarl Hrolfdir who he is tired of the Stormcloaks ordered it tearing everything apart and weakening everyone Part of an unnorganized and undisciplined army what is emphacized in cards from the Heroes of His leader refuses to have a navy despite Part of an organized and disciplined force, what is also enphacized in cards from The Elder Scrolls: Legends (specially the Tullius' Conscription card) the fact that most of Skyrim's shores are controlled by the Stormcloaks Skyrim expansion of The Elder Scrolls: Legends Him and his shield brothers are basically defending themselves from the Stormcloaks, since the imperial supporting nords of Skyrim have fought pretty much by themselves for most of the Civil War Dialogues from Stormcloak soldiers and Beirand reveal that Does not know the Thalmor mostly act alone, from the shadows and Uses a simple chainmail shirt that barely covers his limbs, just like regular city guards a great part of Skyrim's legionnaires use plate (heavy) armor, which provides more protection than chainmail alone without help from the Legion Claims to value the nord traditions but Attacks Whiterun, a neutral hold, just to expand the position of the army he is part of, despite the fact that Talos worship Ulfric clearly states that he won't let the moot Does not help the Thalmor kidnap Talos worshippers around, despite what the Stormcloaks keep saying Will certainly have the Legions of Cyrodiil, which are stronger and more powerful, as allies when the next war against the Aldmeri Dominion starts, which means he and his shield brothers certainly won't fight the Dominion by themselves in the future. choose Elisif if he has any say in it His leader had was legal there and that the nords of Whiterun were barely caught the attention of Cyrodiil before he killed Torygg, and after this he got personally captured by an imperial general in a few months after the general was in charge of the legions ruling themselves Him as his shield brothers are being used by the Thalmor as means to and end to keep the war on and keep Skyrim weakened, what only benefits the Aldmeri Dominion (what is a big deal since the Stormcloaks started the Civil War) Hates the Thalmor but knows that the Dominion is a sleeping beast Says the Emperor was a coward for and that the nords won't be able to defeat by blindly swinging their weapons at the Dominion while the Empire is weakened signing the Concordact but says nothing about Ulfric surrendering to Tullius' ambush /

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The Virgin Stormcloak vs The Chad Legionnaire


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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