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THE CHAD Da The Virgin PIDER-m AN it took almost 15 years and a PS4 to create a the most loved and iconic Spidey game black sheep of the DMC series Spider-Man game that can even DMC 3 is better / in every way emotely match it you can skip it and you won't miss anything important your start-up guns are the most powerful weapons in the game dozens of badass and powerful moves and abilities that full dynamic map with plenty of side-quests collectibles and even you can purchase pizza-delivery missions this thing ain't even an actual trenchcoat! "It's got some cool taught the world how a Spider-Man game should be concepts, BUT.." suit and voices are the ones in the movie THE LAD THE THAD HALF-LIFE 2 Gabe couldn't the best one revolutionary make a sequel still better and more fun than today's FPSS in the trilogy to match it weapons go from futuristic plasma rifles to old classic double barrel shotgun crowbar 16 maps map making +unique Story maps master race crates up the ass 7 had many different challenges and modes including the zombie survivals several years 126 different playable characters that go from mobsters, and cowboys to aliens, robots and cyborgs zombies, monkeys and mutants considered by many the best sequel to a game ever before it became cool has the G -Man

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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virgin, thad, chad, lad, dmc, devil may cry, spider-man 2, timesplitters, half-life, gabe, 2

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