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"The Virgin Flanker" The Chad-liner Voice chat always on, constantly screeches so no on can hear Crosshairs always pointed low, can't land headshots. Completely silent, too afraid to have his voice heard Always looks ahead confronting the enemy head on. - Skinny, malnourished, needs moblity to run away from Constantly gets 30+ solo kills, doesn't even try Large and muscular, kills everything he sees without needing to run, Plays flanker so that he can get solo kills to prove his worth people Plays on impossibly high sensitivity, uses exclusively his spare Xbox controller Buys deft hands because he misses too much Plays on low sensitivity to copy the pros. Has a 400$ Razer gaming mouse Buys bulldozer, but wins anyway Misses half his shots, gets killed in reversal constantly Underperforms on all levels of play Lands triple fireballs on average every 3 seconds Afraid asking for heals would make him look bad 15-0 on his placement matches, Elo is over 9000 Tries to duel. but always loses and dies. Healsluts love him never below 50% health Too afraid to get onto point, even during overtime Alw ays,captye s thie objective, will Always dies first in the team fight Builds a house on the point, always above 400 objective time Wins lv5's everytime, fighting him becomes a teamfight.

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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