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"The Virgin Zagreus" THE CHAD THESEUS Called "king" because he was actually a king Uncharismatic; must bribe people with nectar so they will like him more Thanks onlookers for supporting him Constantly staring at Aphrodite's boobs Compliments friends. shares in their victories and defeats Wears skulls to be edgy Too weak to lift Heracles's Can use both a spear AND a shield at the same time warmup weights Gives people ambrosia when they win against him Fails to launch, serially unable to move out of dad's house Cool enough to become best buds with former battle victims Sassmouths the narrator Olympians give him OP boons Wears hose to hide Dashes to move even when it isn't necessary narrow quads Self-forgiving: doesn't dwell on past failures Bonus: MANDATORY: Has swords, wallscrols on display in room Reles on handouts from extended family Dog istens to dad more than him Inserts self into others' personal business Whole ife is trying and faling to go outside Hands on hips with perfect symmetry Always a winning smile Touts virtues of triendship and camaraderie Keeps rebellious shades from escaping Elysium Doesn't need anyhing more than sporting competition Takes damage from magma even though feet are constantly on fire anyway Only walks when he has to

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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