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The Virgin Folk Musician The Chad Country Singer Thinks of himself as an Thinks of himself as a Lives in a city and has never meet a hillbilly but exclusively plays their music Thinks of his honest businessman and an "collector" and "historian" audience as asset to his community neighbors and trusted friends Steals all his songs from Woody Guthrie and Pete Seeger Has never written a song in his life, his label has a horde of songwriters and tells him what to play Refuses to change his musical style because "that's not how they did it back then" Pushes radical politics using HOWDÝ! Always reinventing himself and his musical satire that flies over his audience's heads Music style with the times, cross-generational appeal his machine reflects his own life and Afraid of money ruining his folk cred, has made a total of $100 dollars on bandcamp experiences Raci sts Releases an album every "Nooo0000 you can't use an electric guitar" year as a cash grab; his audience loves him for it Doesn't actually have any political opinions, only mentions politics to sell more records Music reflects the experiences of some 1800s farmers Plays electric and acoustic because both sound great O UCH!! +

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The Virgin Folk Musician Vs. The Chad Singer


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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