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The Virgin Eshay The Chad Bruce Cool leather hat Wears a Nike or Gucci hat "Oi sheila!" Has low-class hairstyles, such as a buzz cut, mullet or a rat's tail "Rack off, you drongo!" Wears speed dealer glasses to hide identity because he's a p---- Nose looks like it Has a cringy tattoo that says "loyalty" or "family" in cursive font Unyahy was stolen from "You beauty!" the sphinx "Good eye might!" Says "F--- the government!" despite being the ones providing him money Only drinks VB CTOR Despite breaking the law several times, he will still think cops are pigs "Chuck us a durry!" Eats sausage rolls with tomato sauce Always talks in Pig Latin for some reason "Free my boy Darren!" Wears a tank top Has a tattoo of the because Australia Southern Cross Carries a Nike fanny pack to store cigarettes, a lighter, a knife, money and drugs is f------ hot Wears a gold Casio digital watch because he's too stupid to read analog Chills out in a Wears shorts to allow camping chair Only wears Nike, Adidas, Polo, Stussy, Lacoste, Fila, Champion, Nautica, Tommy Hilfiger and Kappa clothes Disturbs everyone on the train by blasting Aussie rap through a bluetooth speaker room for his massive c--- and balls Only listens to Men at Work, Cold Chisel and AC/DC Only watches AFL and Ages range from 10-18 Uses a bong made from a Gatorade bottle and a hose Crocodile Dundee Drinks out of a goon bag "Steve Irwin was Drives a Holden ute Constantly shoplifts a bloody legend!" Does almost every drug you can think of and smoked weed since he was 7 Laughs at his own jokes because they are funny Has Milo and Vegemite toast for breakfast Lives in a suburb with a high crime rate Lives off Centrelink and will never look High school dropout for a job Walks around barefoot Has a barbecue with his mates for lunch because it's a free country so f--- off Only wears Nike TN's "F-----' oath c---!" ITTE

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The Virgin Eshay vs The Chad Bruce


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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