Posted by RhtrM 1 year ago Virgin Cake Cutting vs CHAD PASTRY DESCRUCTION | Virgin vs. Chad | Know Your Meme

THE CHAD PASTRY DESTRUCTION the virgin cake cutting cannot picture himself being anywhere else, lives for the present the cake wasn't even his, it belonged to some stranger haha look at how he cuts the cake! clear focus even his family laughed at how bad he is at cutting cakes the cake is cold so it's tough to cut through doesn't eat the cake doesn't want to be here uses the knife they handed to him sharpened his blade for this very moment tried a few different arm positions but none worked so he settled with an ate too much cake and got a stomachache from all the sugar wkward one tries to cut very precisely but ends up uneven on the X, Y, AND Z axises, every slice is shaped differently and some are too big tried to hold the cake still with one hand and got cake on his finger which really upset him forces people to eat the remains of the cake and enjoy it the cake softened up from his body heat because he just got done with his deadlifts

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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