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Can never function without air support Can go extended periods of time without assistance from his "The Virgin Wehrmacht" THE PEOPLE'S CHAD comrades in the air A helmet that is synonymous with evil Doesn't even need a helmet, wears a Ushanka instead Thinks wars can be magically won with comically large tanks and other unreliable and expensive junk Isn't even "a----" anyway Physically superior to any supposed "a----" Understands the value of a war of attrition Doesn't even know what a war of attrition is Bad posture due to realization that the only way out of this pointless struggle is death or a gulag Wields the legendary PPSh-41 Needs to be constantly fed, has never struggled_ in their life before now Several packs of useless equipment Strength of years of hard, meaningful work Supplies will never come, needs to scavenge Can toss an enemy grenade back better than it was originally thrown Can ration for the benefit of comrades both on the field and back home An SMG that is barely useful Never walked before military Has all the ammo he will ever need already Wears only one pack of necessary equipment service Great posture, understands victory cannot be achieved without sacrifice, does not fear death Has to walk or use horses because of low army motorization Grey doesn't blend into jack s--- Has trains, but prefers to walk Uniform a decent color that can blend into something Jack-booted thug Walks like a Slavic giant Wears the boots of an army of workers Needs to always marc as if on parade

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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