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>In middle school >There is an autistic kid in history class, not full retard but still pretty slow >Get chosen by teacher to help him with a worksheet >F------ great >I tell him every answer so he can copy it on his paper >He decides to use a grease pencil that he stole from the science lab instead of a regular one >He says "Anon I gotta sharpen my pencil" >I tell him it won't work >He doesn't listen >Walks up to front of classroom >Shoves grease pencil into electric sharpener >It gets mucked up instantly and breaks >Retard screams EEEGAAAAAAHHHH and throws pencil sharpener on floor >Rips off his jacket, throws in the air >Runs out of classroom, screaming down the hallway >Teacher instantly dashes out of room, yelling "SOMEBODY HELLLLLPPP! HE'S LOOSE!!!" >Everyone is completely silent, listening to the chaos unfolding outside >Whole class looks at me, friend says "Anon, what did you do?!" >Shrug >Everyone lol'd

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electric sharpener + grease pencil = ???


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