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Anonymous 05/11/15(Mon)13:51:03 No.6151 30557、22615130761 >my school was "progressive" and let the tards freely mingle with the normals >most of the tards were, well, tards >but one stood above the rest emington >The most alpha tard I've ever met, dude didn't give a single damn >l had swe were in art class, Remington kills the work, ask to use the class computer >Teach says veah, Remington goes on, nothing big >10 minutes pass, and suddenly, the class is filled with the sound of lusty moans every class with this he would do the most absurd things turn around, and see Remington watching hardcore hentai, in plain sight >everyone notices, no one says anything >how he got past the web filter, I don't know >finally, after what seemed like forever, the teacher asks him to please stop the video >Remington just looks back and asks "Why? > I bust out laughing, high five Remington, get yelled at for encouraging him. >Remington was my bro after that Anonymous 05/11/15(Mon)13:52:45 No.6151307616151310342615131203 >Its lunch time, me and my circle are in the school courtyard >Remington usually is there first, but for some reason, he's late >eventually, he does show up, a little out of breath and in a fit of the giggles >l ask him what's up, he gets all serious >"Panties are real. >wat? > "Anon, panties are real." >he reaches into his pockets, and just pulls out two fistfulls of panties and shows me >"Real." >he laughs and runs off, throwing panties into the crowd, causing a panio stard wranglers rush to the scene, but Remington gave them the slip, disappearing into the crowd >l dont see him until 8th period and halfway through the class, wranglers show up and take him away Anonymous 05/11/15(Mon)13:54:55 No.615131034 22615131889 615130761 time to take the PSATs >get to the testing rooms, guess who's here >Remington Alright, at the time, I didn't know you needed some kinda identification to take the test. I left mine at home >start to panic, crap, it's over, man >ask teach, says it's fine, I just gotta get another person to verify who I am when they call attendance >ask Remington, he says okay sthey start attendance, and get to my name >"Who can verify this is Anon?" >Remington stands up and booms >THAT IS ANON, MY FELLOW OTAKU IN ARMS, FIGHTING FOR HIS FUTURE TODAY" >everyone is quiet except me, because I'm laughing my a off "IS MY WORD ENOUGH TO IDENTIFY MY COMRADE?" steacher is shaken, just replies with a soft "y-yes." "AFFIRMATIVE! PLEASE PROCEED, SENSEI steach tries to continue, Remington shoots me a thumbs up and wink. Could barely finish my test, was too busy holding my sides together Anonymous 05/11/15(Mon)14:01:11 No.615131889 2-615132802 Ps Pin swe're supposed to be doing laps, but teach doesn't give a damn, lets us do whatever. >I'm hanging out with Remington and a few of my bros in the shade, watching the girls play tennis >out of nowhere, Remington says, "I wanna play tennis." >l try to convince him he cant, the girls are playing, they dont want us there, etc >Remington is having none of it, he just walks to the court >5 minutes later, he comes back. >They won't let you play, huh? >They said I need a partner, but no one wants to partner with me." >he said it in a completely flat voice like normal, but I felt for the dude >"Hey, Remington, I'll be your partner >"Reallv, anon?" Just a note, I had absolutely no idea how to play Tennis, but I couldn't leave my tard buddy hanging >we walk to the court, and all eyes are on us sthe coach obviously told him he needed a partner as an excuse to let him not play mean, who would partner with a tard? >anyway, we get set up with the gear, and get in position, they let us serve, cuz tard >Remington serves the ball with the force of a thousand Sunny D's, gets us our first point >he single-handedly destroys them, me being a partner only in name safterwards, they demand a rematch, but Remington brushes them off, says he's bored >he spends the rest of PE drawing in the dirt with a stick and talking about WWIl Anonymous 05/11/15(Mon)14:08:13 No.615132802 >2615133327 >>615133334 >-615140280 615131889 >its lunchtime, Remington is where we usually meet, only this time, someone's with him. >it's this chick with huge bazongas "Anon, meet ma woman." >she waves and says hi, voice gives her away for total mental tard, just gutter noise >everyone show up, Remington introduces her to everyone, everything is normal FF 20 minutes >we're done eating, just talking, and I notice Remington kissing his girl >l decide to cheer him on as a joke, boost his confidence instead >my friends join in, cheer him on as wel >That's when he started to hit second base and put his hand down her pants lolwut >everyone is quiet now, but Remington keeps going and pulls out her t--- >won't lie, pretty nice t--- for a tard >at this point, a small crowd has shown up, and is just losing it >Remington decides fak it" and whips out his dong and just starts stroking >did I forget to mention that his tard queen is just making noises like she's in heat this entire time? stard wranglers hit the scene, but Remington will not be denied >he fights them with his tard strength, lays out one dude >eventually, they take him down, and drag him away, still erect

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
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