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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
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![Anonymous 10/04/12(Thu)20:59 No. 157353974 []2157354126 157354165 22157354168 22157354226157354290 157354425 157354489 >Parents are having aunt uncle and my 8 year old cousin over for Thanksgiving dinner one year >They arrive and my cousin immediately runs into the room with a claw hammer and smashes a hole in the wall with it >Parents freak out and ask what the f--- he's doing >Aunt and uncle are laughing explain it's just a phase he's going through where he likes to smash things with hammers >Ask them why the f--- they allowed him to have a goddamn steel hammer if he's smashing s--- with it >"Well, when he doesn't have the hammer then he threatens to swallow a bowl full of nails" >Jesus Christ >All throughout the goddamn meal the kid is smashing his food with a f------ hammer and making chunks and bits of meat fly everywhere >Talking to aunt and uncle about stupid s--- and notice my cousin has just gone into my roonm >lmmediately bolt it to my door >When I get there I see him with his hammer and the stack of games next to my computer >Rush in, tackle him, take the hammer, throw him out of my room and hide the games >While I'm hiding my games hear screaming from everyone outside my room >Check out what's happening >My cousin has just f------ jumped into the goddamn fireplace and set himself on fire >Oh god what the f------ f--- >Aunt and uncle see me with the hammer in my hand "WHY DID YOU DO IT?! WHY DID YOU TAKE THE F------ HAMMER AWAY?!" >Cousin goes to the hospital and lives, but with severe burns >Neve At least he didn't touch my f------ video games r see my aunt and uncle again □ Anonymous 10/04/12(Thu)21:01 No.157354 168 [r] 157353974 WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THE HAMMER? GEE I F------ WONDER, DONT BRING YOUR F----- SON TO MY HOUSE □ Anonymous 10/04/12(Thu)21:01 No.157354 165 [r] 157353974 He deserved to die and so do your aunt an uncle □ Anonymous 10/04/12(Thu)21:00 No.157354 126 [r] 157353974 Now that's a f------ story](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/946/213/88b.jpg "A cousin and a hammer.")
![O Anonymous 03/25/15(Wed2008 23 No 606032208 I would like to share my story with you My name is amana Reply] sborn in China very poor, had to sleep in a box for the first few years of my life one day, a man dragged me out of the box family has sold me to America been locked in trans atlantic container almost nothing to eat for nearly a wook >had no home, no job, no family, no further education for the first time in my life,I see NY sold to a man, dealing with my kind of people sa black man buys my body gets me out of there stakes me to his home >first time since leaving China I have real place to call home his name is Leon sdeveloping feelings for him try to do anything to please him >be very thankful for home and life without prostitution some day he starts requesting weird thins from me you have always been doing this wants to use my body 4 times a day starts let his friends using me -again and again always uses me when he is drunk starts hitting me when I dont work always stutfs things upper my rear end sticks chicken legs inside me -shouts "come on, give it to me you damn thing! always calls me thing "faster god damn-it, I want my chickent >his friends are watching >burst into tears >Leon is real l am a microwave Pic not related](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/938/521/97b.png "The story of amande")
