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Uploaded by Major Bummer Apr 21, 2015 at 08:15PM EDT
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![Anonymous 10/04/12(Thu)20:59 No. 157353974 []2157354126 157354165 22157354168 22157354226157354290 157354425 157354489 >Parents are having aunt uncle and my 8 year old cousin over for Thanksgiving dinner one year >They arrive and my cousin immediately runs into the room with a claw hammer and smashes a hole in the wall with it >Parents freak out and ask what the f--- he's doing >Aunt and uncle are laughing explain it's just a phase he's going through where he likes to smash things with hammers >Ask them why the f--- they allowed him to have a goddamn steel hammer if he's smashing s--- with it >"Well, when he doesn't have the hammer then he threatens to swallow a bowl full of nails" >Jesus Christ >All throughout the goddamn meal the kid is smashing his food with a f------ hammer and making chunks and bits of meat fly everywhere >Talking to aunt and uncle about stupid s--- and notice my cousin has just gone into my roonm >lmmediately bolt it to my door >When I get there I see him with his hammer and the stack of games next to my computer >Rush in, tackle him, take the hammer, throw him out of my room and hide the games >While I'm hiding my games hear screaming from everyone outside my room >Check out what's happening >My cousin has just f------ jumped into the goddamn fireplace and set himself on fire >Oh god what the f------ f--- >Aunt and uncle see me with the hammer in my hand "WHY DID YOU DO IT?! WHY DID YOU TAKE THE F------ HAMMER AWAY?!" >Cousin goes to the hospital and lives, but with severe burns >Neve At least he didn't touch my f------ video games r see my aunt and uncle again □ Anonymous 10/04/12(Thu)21:01 No.157354 168 [r] 157353974 WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THE HAMMER? GEE I F------ WONDER, DONT BRING YOUR F----- SON TO MY HOUSE □ Anonymous 10/04/12(Thu)21:01 No.157354 165 [r] 157353974 He deserved to die and so do your aunt an uncle □ Anonymous 10/04/12(Thu)21:00 No.157354 126 [r] 157353974 Now that's a f------ story](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/946/213/88b.jpg "A cousin and a hammer.")
![O Anonymous 03/25/15(Wed2008 23 No 606032208 I would like to share my story with you My name is amana Reply] sborn in China very poor, had to sleep in a box for the first few years of my life one day, a man dragged me out of the box family has sold me to America been locked in trans atlantic container almost nothing to eat for nearly a wook >had no home, no job, no family, no further education for the first time in my life,I see NY sold to a man, dealing with my kind of people sa black man buys my body gets me out of there stakes me to his home >first time since leaving China I have real place to call home his name is Leon sdeveloping feelings for him try to do anything to please him >be very thankful for home and life without prostitution some day he starts requesting weird thins from me you have always been doing this wants to use my body 4 times a day starts let his friends using me -again and again always uses me when he is drunk starts hitting me when I dont work always stutfs things upper my rear end sticks chicken legs inside me -shouts "come on, give it to me you damn thing! always calls me thing "faster god damn-it, I want my chickent >his friends are watching >burst into tears >Leon is real l am a microwave Pic not related](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/938/521/97b.png "The story of amande")
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