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■ Anonymous 05/11/15(Mon)15:01:50 No.615139931、 615140004 >Senior year in high school >accidentally put into home economics class, had to wait out >sit with a tard and three Mexican girls who mind their own business, speak Spanish to each other each day (it's Texas) >weird assignment, where one of us has to spoon-feed somebody with a blindfold and guess what it is >looks like mayonnaise, ranch dressing, toothpaste, etc >tard is the only one in group who wants to do the blindfold >Mexican girls don't want to feed him, so now I have to sl am now spoon-feeding a slobbering retard mayonnaise, trying not to vomit as he rolls it around in his blubbery cheeks, repeatedly guessing it wrong >eventually gives up, the toothpaste is next >have an idea to entertain myself >l feed him the toothpaste, his face puckers in disgust as he chews on toothpaste slowly, like it's some great culinary mystery >we all chuckle a bit, he gives up sl give him toothpaste again >doesn't notice it's the same, keeps chewing Pafter five spoons his mouth starts overflowing with toothpaste and slobber, he starts pushing out some with his tongue >my sides are burning with ashamed, suppressed laughter >Mexican girls are pissing themselves, can't even hold back >five minutes of this ohe's now overfowing with suds like a broken, menl challenged dishwasher >somehow, nobody else in room seeing this

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Home Ec, and toothpaste.


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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
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