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VARY 10000 ☐ EVERYBODY START BURDENMAXXING IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun)21:07:37 No.30559117 [Reply] Start stealing and become a burden on society. First thing you should do is quit your worthless wagie job. Don't bother applying for benefits, welfare or any other government assistance unless you really can't help yourself. I personally prefer to also GHOSTMAXX, no properties in my name, no hand outs, no benefits, no taxes, just living in the shadows of society and outside of the system as much as I can, but I digress. Simply take everything you need from big corporations, resell it and enjoy life. Hit their jew warehouses and megastores and become an honest reseller. Make sure to post about it and encourage more people to become burdens like you. Once enough people do this, their system collapses. Also always remember how over half the population got vaxxed and sided with the government? make them pay and enjoy it too. This is how you get back at the jews, the governments, the corporations, the normie cattle and everybody else who wronged you.

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 07/24/18(Tue)17:22:48 No.47025827 > Mfw came buckets in a 14yo girl's mouth and she swallowed it all saying "it was tasty" > Mfw I live in Europe Sucks for you bois > tf when you'll never know how 150 KB JPG f------ good it feels >>47025897 # Anonymous 07/24/18(Tue)17:23:40 No.47025837 you'll need to work on your skills if you're going to keep writing erotic literature anon.

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: Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)14:42:51 No.867174310 >have "in the end" by Linkin park stuck in my head for like 2 days so far >I haven't even heard or seen anything remotely related to the song in months, possibly years >Can't get it out of my head and my brain is constantly repeating the lyrics 1.23 MB PNG Someone f------ help me or I will send myself to god

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ܢܟ >Be me, Japan >Enslave women to become sex slaves >Massacre 14m innocent POWS >Attack Pearl Harbor despite US being neutral >Commit many more war crimes >Get nuked >Everyone forgets about my war crimes >Don't get punished >Sympathy from everyone

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: Anonymouse (ID: PTHXrgTY) 12/02/21(Thu)19:55:41 No.350509369 >>350507410 (OP) # >>be me 2027 >>decide to play the new battlefield 1944 >>no scoreboard >>all player characters are LGBT >>all player characters colored, gender non binary, trans furkins >>all chat is monitored by a team led by Anita Sarkeasian >>Only white men in the game are the axis NAZI's >>you can't play as the nazi's >>you can't pick up nazi weapons without first playing "combating white racism" hour long seminar, and buying the shitlord DLC for 29.99 This actually seems fairly plausible to me imho

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File: MonkaSSS_1_1.jpg (61 KB, 675x675) Crush knows I am insane 4channer Anonymous 01/14/24(Sun)07:34:30 No.76109386 >Be me >Write insane, long, schizo posts on 4chan >Use it to vent thoughs I can't say in public >Also have a phone chat with only myself >Use it to write and plan the schizoid posts before posting them on 4chan >Regularly delete all the phone chats, and group phone chats to save space >I also regularly chat with Qt3.14 who is a close friend >One day, she stops responding me >Now I think I might have written and sent her one of the schizo posts >Can't know, I emptied all chats >Goddamn, I f----- up >Revealed power level to grill TL;DR: Crush now probably knows I'm insane 4chan poster, now ghosted me

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: Anonymous (ID: EHK66rFo Z5:24:50 01/14/24(Sun) 04:09:33 No.19379905 HRBEAST BALLISTIC'S TEAM CONTRACT 06904200/470365 HIGH EXPLOSIVES DANGEROUS AST Screenshot (303).png 784 KB PNG >Hello, yes i would like to purchase 20 Rounds of Tank ammunition, 100 crates of TNT and 10.000 Gallons of Gasoline >What? Noo. Why the f--- would you need that? >but its for a Mr.Beast Video >oooohhhhhh.... well in that case So just any retard with a youtube channel can own s--- like this?

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VARY 10000 ☐ EVERYBODY START BURDENMAXXING IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun)21:07:37 No.30559117 [Reply] Start stealing and become a burden on society. First thing you should do is quit your worthless wagie job. Don't bother applying for benefits, welfare or any other government assistance unless you really can't help yourself. I personally prefer to also GHOSTMAXX, no properties in my name, no hand outs, no benefits, no taxes, just living in the shadows of society and outside of the system as much as I can, but I digress. Simply take everything you need from big corporations, resell it and enjoy life. Hit their jew warehouses and megastores and become an honest reseller. Make sure to post about it and encourage more people to become burdens like you. Once enough people do this, their system collapses. Also always remember how over half the population got vaxxed and sided with the government? make them pay and enjoy it too. This is how you get back at the jews, the governments, the corporations, the normie cattle and everybody else who wronged you.

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