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#35-the reasonable perso (01/03/201 4 H Here is a tard event of my own. Happened about a year ago. Some parts may be exaggerated for comedic effect. Be working for a museum that collects old armored vehicles We have this 1942 Panther tank that my boss is really f------ proud of. Its just a metal shell really. It doesn't work anymore I'm escorting a school tour group. Itis obvious that some of them are Ivl 100 tards Another guy, we'll call him Al, is talking about the things were showing them. We come to the Panther which is parked next to a british Matilda I'm getting bored so lean against the wall and entertain myself by pushing a little cockroach around Boss has showed up and is talking proudly about the tank. I notice a few of the students have walked off and I go to find them. l find them. 2 tards. Pissing on the matilda Ohhellno.gif "Hey! What do you think you're doing!?" One of them tries to run but is tripped by his pants that are around his ankles He smashes his face against the panther. He screams and projectile s---- all over the left rear of the tank. My boss turns around to see the commotion Deathstare jpeg Boss looks like he's about to go full rage mode He kicks all the specials eds out and polishes the entire tank for f------ hours Me and Al continue the tour with the remaining students

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