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Anonymous 05/11/15(Mon)15:37:17 No.615144826 >sitting in clinic this afternoon >small family with a middle age downs tard sitting with them >the mother starts getting pale >asks tard to quickly go to the car to grab her medicine and some jellybeans stard grabs keys and runs time passes >half an hour goes by >the mum is getting super pale staff ask if she is okay stells staff shes "giving her brother responsibility" or something along those lines >staff can't do anything as she has basically refused treatment >another 15 mins goes by and her husband offers to go find tard >she flares up and starts raging about how he never gives her brother a chance to do something >husband leaves anyway to find him >by this time a full hour has passed sthe airconditioning in the building has also stopped working (this is important later) >lady looks like she is going to faint >her child is starting to cry >hear an argument outside >the tard and husband return stards left hand looks like its gone through nam >blood everywhere >yet in his right hand he is holding what seems to be a mangled tin of tuna >listen in on husbands explination >husband went out into carpark couldn't find him >went behind the clinic to see if tard hid around there >found tard with his hand wedged in industrial aircon fan >tard had smashed the protective cover off the fan to try and use it to open unexplained tuna husband pulls tard hand out of the machine >asks tard where he's been and where he got the tuna stard had grabbed the pills and jellybeans and swapped them to passing black people for tuna >nearly died laughing after hearing this luckily was called into the doctor >mfw police are arresting the tard as i leave and the waiting room looks like a Tarantino film

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A tard at the clinic.


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