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Anonymous 05/11/15(Mon)13:17:39 No.61 5126363、2-615133327 >Be me junior in high school > last day > make bet with friend that if I wear a thong to the last day of school hell give me $50 > come t > first block goes smoothly except for a serious weggie > 2nd block gym oh crap > realizing the thongs outline is clearly visible through the shorts I decide to go European style > no underwear >we start the class by stretching which I find out is pretty easy with mah ding-iling flopen around >Next we have square dancing > oh come one > I try to leave the gym but am stopped by the PE teacher who pairs me with a tard >oh god why > this tard is a whale > we start dancing and I'm trying 10 fight the urge of puking due to the smell this tard is emitting >she then accidently grazes her hand on my crotch >she takes a step back and looks at me with wide eyes o school wearing pink thong RUNEKED in thick tard dialect > wut > UR NEKED she starts to scream oh no > people begin to stare as she begins to scream the same words in a tard rage > HESA NEKKED! > at this moment the female PE teacher try to stop her > The tard then pushes the PE teacher to the ground and rushes towards the nearest exit > Since the tard being a tard didn't realize the door was locked she begins banging on it with all her might > at this tirne the security are in the gym > once she's corned her screams again HESA NEKKED > the security then restrain her and escort her out of the gym > while she's struggling to get away she screams in the language of her people >XERDCFGBYUGNURFEDIOHBJMIOESNMBIOFERMAGGIREZHJGJNE > that's the last time anyone saw her I barely got questioned about why she was screaming and still got the 50S

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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