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Anonymous 05/11/15(Mon)13:17:39 No.61 5126363、2-615133327 >Be me junior in high school > last day > make bet with friend that if I wear a thong to the last day of school hell give me $50 > come t > first block goes smoothly except for a serious weggie > 2nd block gym oh crap > realizing the thongs outline is clearly visible through the shorts I decide to go European style > no underwear >we start the class by stretching which I find out is pretty easy with mah ding-iling flopen around >Next we have square dancing > oh come one > I try to leave the gym but am stopped by the PE teacher who pairs me with a tard >oh god why > this tard is a whale > we start dancing and I'm trying 10 fight the urge of puking due to the smell this tard is emitting >she then accidently grazes her hand on my crotch >she takes a step back and looks at me with wide eyes o school wearing pink thong RUNEKED in thick tard dialect > wut > UR NEKED she starts to scream oh no > people begin to stare as she begins to scream the same words in a tard rage > HESA NEKKED! > at this moment the female PE teacher try to stop her > The tard then pushes the PE teacher to the ground and rushes towards the nearest exit > Since the tard being a tard didn't realize the door was locked she begins banging on it with all her might > at this tirne the security are in the gym > once she's corned her screams again HESA NEKKED > the security then restrain her and escort her out of the gym > while she's struggling to get away she screams in the language of her people >XERDCFGBYUGNURFEDIOHBJMIOESNMBIOFERMAGGIREZHJGJNE > that's the last time anyone saw her I barely got questioned about why she was screaming and still got the 50S

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How could square danceing possibly go wrong?


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