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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![File: schwartsz.gif (998 KB, 500x263) O Anonymous 09/01/21(Wed)23:49:34 No.65221519 [Reply] > >be 3.1/10 guy >be in indoor parking garage >park >be walking away from car >see 9.6/10 girl trying to park >swipes a pillar and loses some light bodywork >pick up the car piece and approach her car >shes cringing as she gets out >wow, beautiful body >amazing face >large hips and breasts the size of bowling balls (half each) >about to hand her the car piece >tell her "hey you dropped this. like god dropped you from heaven" >shes cringing >pass her the piece of the car >whip out my card and tell her "here's my number in case you need to file a police report" >shes cringing >oh no quick make a joke >point at her and me "the police, for the car, not for me approaching you in a dark garage, the police doesnt need to know about this, i dont need more additions to my record" >shes cringing >oh >my >god >i f----- up i f----- up i f----- up >that joke was f------ creeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy >she takes her earphones out "OH MY GOD I CRASHED MY CAR, THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS" >"no problem, have a nice day" I was so relieved I almost peed my pants.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/189/431/cc7.png "Anon tries to flirt | /r/Greentext")
![O Anonymous 08/30/21(Mon)21:35:02 No.65190264 [Reply] >>65191036 >no GF >no friends >no social life >don't want any either >no depressions or regrets >genuinely happy all the time >tons of active hobbies and even more that i want to get into damn it feels good not to be restrained by the normie societal standards 7 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/189/384/c54.jpg "Anon is antisocial | /r/Greentext")
![File: wp4289383.jpg (96 KB, 723x1280) Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)16:43:15 No.65209188 [Reply] >>65209353 High school memories thread >be 13-14 a few days before highschool >be an absolute spastic >terrified of going to a new school >have big bro, 2 years older, who goes to the same school >ask him for help to fit in >he tells me to beat up a kid on the first day for some small reason >fat chance I have no muscles, but will try anyway >the day comes >nothing eventful from opening assembly >the shuffle us off to our home rooms >people already bonding around me and laughing >the dread kicks in >need to find someone to beat up >look around the group and see another squat weak looking kid >target acquired >wait until we're seated in home room >single desk seats like in the animes >make sure to sit directly behind him >still haven't got a good look at his face >wait until the teacher has done their talking and people are getting up to go to their first class >he gets up out of his >l jump to my feet and punch him in the back of the head >he flops to the ground holding his hands over his head >try and shout "thats for staring at me during assembly!" >pre-teen voice cracks halfway through so it sounds weak as f--- >stunned silence follows >after a second, kid lets out a guttural screech and rolls over >oh god, oh f--- >he has autism face >he's f------ retarded and l've just punched him for no reason >get sent to the principal's office >shunned by the rest of the school after the word got out >didn't make any friend >still don't have any now >bro laughs about it to this day](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/189/337/083.png "Anon tries to assert his dominance on the first day of school | /r/Greentext")
