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O Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)21:08:41 No.65041114 >>65041319 >>65041507 >>65041728 >>65041754 >no drive >no pleasure >no joy >no friends >no future >no goals >only thing keeping me alive is my massive c--- thank you massive c--- O Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)21:21:11 No.65041224 ► based c---

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon tries to flirt | /r/Greentext

File: schwartsz.gif (998 KB, 500x263) O Anonymous 09/01/21(Wed)23:49:34 No.65221519 [Reply] > >be 3.1/10 guy >be in indoor parking garage >park >be walking away from car >see 9.6/10 girl trying to park >swipes a pillar and loses some light bodywork >pick up the car piece and approach her car >shes cringing as she gets out >wow, beautiful body >amazing face >large hips and breasts the size of bowling balls (half each) >about to hand her the car piece >tell her "hey you dropped this. like god dropped you from heaven" >shes cringing >pass her the piece of the car >whip out my card and tell her "here's my number in case you need to file a police report" >shes cringing >oh no quick make a joke >point at her and me "the police, for the car, not for me approaching you in a dark garage, the police doesnt need to know about this, i dont need more additions to my record" >shes cringing >oh >my >god >i f----- up i f----- up i f----- up >that joke was f------ creeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy >she takes her earphones out "OH MY GOD I CRASHED MY CAR, THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS" >"no problem, have a nice day" I was so relieved I almost peed my pants.

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Anon forgot to say "later virgins" | /r/Greentext

File: 41D1198F-8A13-4DD4-A688-2(.).jpg (14 KB, 650x366) O Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)22:57:56 No.862193626 >>862195326 >Be watching videos online >See new internet challenge >Apparently some women lick ice cream cartons and put them back on the shelf >Opportunity knocks >Go to grocery store >Loiter near ice cream aisle, secretly watching >After days, weeks, and months pass, finally see some action >7/10 latina goes to town on the rocky road >Wait for her to run off and buy the carton >Get home >Enjoy the taste of rocky road knowing have just basically had my first kiss How does it feel to be a kissless virgin in the presence of such a blossoming chad?

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Anon takes the pill | /r/Greentext

>be me >youngest male of my family >2 sisters and 2 brothers >dad was always distant in my life, leaving my mom to take care of me most of the time 119 KB JPG >spent more time with my sisters growing up than with my brothers >be me noW >still straight miraculously and 22 y/o >anxiety-filled sperg with only about 2 friends >find that because of my high-pitched airy voice and my small slender build many mistake me for a girl >always end up being called "miss" or "ma'am" at work >find that I really like it for some reason >decide to not correct anyone when they call me those things >fuckit.png >decide to go all the way with this >ask both sisters to teach me how to dress and how to apply make-up >crossdressing.jpg >look actually really convincing as a girl >find out once again that I really like looking like this >make it a regular thing >dress like that and apply make-up every day >become more confident >start expanding out and making more friends while still keeping my original ones >dad and brothers even except it and are happy for me >mfw becoming a trap has bettered my life >mfw l'm still straight and have gf now I took the femboy pill, and I am so happy that I did.

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This piece is what all true warriors strive for | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/01/21(Wed)14:21:47 No.65219105 >watch p--- >read comments >all children talking about minecraft and their crushes >instantly depressed >reminded of how young I became addicted to p--- and how much it f----- me up >think about how this is currently happening to 8 KB PNG millions of young men Fug

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Anon is antisocial | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 08/30/21(Mon)21:35:02 No.65190264 [Reply] >>65191036 >no GF >no friends >no social life >don't want any either >no depressions or regrets >genuinely happy all the time >tons of active hobbies and even more that i want to get into damn it feels good not to be restrained by the normie societal standards 7 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view.

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Anon should wear headphones | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)23:01:14 No.53008163 >be me >watching fetish p--- on pornhub >dad is in the bedroom beside me >we can hear each other's coughing from each other's room. >video starts 6 KB JPG >can't hear s--- >turn volume up >BRAAAAAAP >ohshit.jpeg >Stop video >hear dad turn in his bed It over boys. I'm f-----.

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Anon tries to assert his dominance on the first day of school | /r/Greentext

File: wp4289383.jpg (96 KB, 723x1280) Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)16:43:15 No.65209188 [Reply] >>65209353 High school memories thread >be 13-14 a few days before highschool >be an absolute spastic >terrified of going to a new school >have big bro, 2 years older, who goes to the same school >ask him for help to fit in >he tells me to beat up a kid on the first day for some small reason >fat chance I have no muscles, but will try anyway >the day comes >nothing eventful from opening assembly >the shuffle us off to our home rooms >people already bonding around me and laughing >the dread kicks in >need to find someone to beat up >look around the group and see another squat weak looking kid >target acquired >wait until we're seated in home room >single desk seats like in the animes >make sure to sit directly behind him >still haven't got a good look at his face >wait until the teacher has done their talking and people are getting up to go to their first class >he gets up out of his >l jump to my feet and punch him in the back of the head >he flops to the ground holding his hands over his head >try and shout "thats for staring at me during assembly!" >pre-teen voice cracks halfway through so it sounds weak as f--- >stunned silence follows >after a second, kid lets out a guttural screech and rolls over >oh god, oh f--- >he has autism face >he's f------ retarded and l've just punched him for no reason >get sent to the principal's office >shunned by the rest of the school after the word got out >didn't make any friend >still don't have any now >bro laughs about it to this day

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Anon is thinking of necking himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)20:45:49 No.65212150 >Be me >24 years old >No friends >No girlfriend >Family doesn't care about me >Job sucks 157 KB JPG >Decent looking but girls keep rejecting me >Looking like a whiter Nagatoro >Alcohol addiction Is it time to neck myself? I hate every aspect of my life

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Anon lost his game | /r/Greentext

>be me >have a very good friend of mine that I knew for years >I decide to gift him a game that I rarely play anymore >after I give him the game he stops responding and I get worried since we chat together almost every day and he isn't responding for over a week 236 KB JPG >dm my friend's irl friend asking about him >he died in a car crash how do i get my game back??

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Anon Does a Pro Gamer Move | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/01/21(Wed)00:34:23 No.65213888 >learn to do anime girl voice >Pay some dude to make me a vtuber model >Start streaming, gain a small fanbase >Start onlyfans >Get 15k+ a month from posing a 3D model for onlyfans and sexting losers 42 KB JPG By the time this cashcow runs dry l'll be set for life, I guess life ain't so bad

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Anon is bearer of bad news | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/20(Thu)03:17:17 No.821601345 >be me >Occasionally admit myself to the hospital with self inflicted symptoms >Wait for doctors to leave TNT >Grab suit and lab coat from my backpack >Go into random rooms and tell patients they're dying 83 KB JPG Does anybody else do this?

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Anon has a femdom fetish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/01/21(Wed)09:22:58 No.65216741 >buy a house in a neighbourhood full of spics >get a reputation as the weird lonely nerdy white guy >one of the neighbourhood girls starts f------ with me because she thinks my awkwardness is hilarious 317 KB JPG >it turns into a pseudo relationship, give her a key, she drops by when she's bored or horny or when she fights with her mom >covid hits, she moves in full time, covid stockholm syndrome >covies eases off, she refuses to move out And now she's pregnant, l'm having my very own goblino by february This is my life now It was nice knowing you, guys : Anonymous 09/01/21(Wed)09:28:35 No.65216790 : Anonymous 09/01/21 (Wed)09:48:56 No.65216970 >>65217268 # : Anonymous 09/01/21(Wed)09:50:11 No.65216981 : Anonymous 09/01/21(Wed)09:50:37 No.65216986 >>65216741 (OP) # you should have used a condom you retard. make it official or something. the baby needs stability, not a loser father and a slutty mother who don't love each other.

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