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File: wp4289383.jpg (96 KB, 723x1280) Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)16:43:15 No.65209188 [Reply] >>65209353 High school memories thread >be 13-14 a few days before highschool >be an absolute spastic >terrified of going to a new school >have big bro, 2 years older, who goes to the same school >ask him for help to fit in >he tells me to beat up a kid on the first day for some small reason >fat chance I have no muscles, but will try anyway >the day comes >nothing eventful from opening assembly >the shuffle us off to our home rooms >people already bonding around me and laughing >the dread kicks in >need to find someone to beat up >look around the group and see another squat weak looking kid >target acquired >wait until we're seated in home room >single desk seats like in the animes >make sure to sit directly behind him >still haven't got a good look at his face >wait until the teacher has done their talking and people are getting up to go to their first class >he gets up out of his >l jump to my feet and punch him in the back of the head >he flops to the ground holding his hands over his head >try and shout "thats for staring at me during assembly!" >pre-teen voice cracks halfway through so it sounds weak as f--- >stunned silence follows >after a second, kid lets out a guttural screech and rolls over >oh god, oh f--- >he has autism face >he's f------ retarded and l've just punched him for no reason >get sent to the principal's office >shunned by the rest of the school after the word got out >didn't make any friend >still don't have any now >bro laughs about it to this day

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