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Anonymous 10/06/15(Tue)04:28:59 No.27476212 >>27476221 >>27476243 >>27476250 >>27476573 >>27476596 File: whoa jpg (29 KB, 547x748) >>27471009 (OP) I weaponized gravel. >got bored and had $50 to blow >bought PVC and parts for a potato gun >ends up fuckhueg, think the size of a Panzerfaust without the blast shield but like a foot longer >weak point is the breach hatch at the rear >decide that if anyone's around, "BACKBLAST CLEAR" is a valid idea the first few firings >started to get adventurous >steel wool slugs, sabots made of rebar and sheet metal (wish I took photos) >reach a point where this thing requires hearing protection >louder than the nugget >made a wax slug for my potato gun out of gravel and a s----- candle >was gonna shoot it at a sign that got knocked over >a f------ crow kept crashing into the bedroom window >sprayed it with paint to try and drive it off, pecked at the goddamn window for an hour >it'd leave and come back >peckpeckpeckpeck- >son of a bitch was half-pink so I know it was the same bird >get an idea >Wile E. Coyote-tier idea, but an idea >wake up one moning, before the pecking begins >know it comes in from the north >post up on the balcony armed with my artillery and butane >it's 8 AM in a thunderstorm, nobody'll notice the sound of ghetto artillery >then I see it about 200 yards out, flapping about >quickly unscrew the rear, load my sług >dump a bit more fuel than needed into the firing chamber >quickly reseal >wait until I can see it >honestly just intend to scare it off, gravel loses its velocity at 65m and itll break up past like 15m >l know this because I tested it before, plus gravel just isn't that dense >fully intend to just pepper it with rocks so it f---- off >it comes in to 100 yards >shoulder, kneel >"BACKBLAST CLEAR" >KABOOM >much louder than normal shots, overfueled it >world goes into slomo >the crow's at 80 meters >the shell just left the barrel >can see pumpkinspice flying >it gets to 60 meters out >abruptly the shell breaks up into a 2' wall of death >the crow abruptly turns into the result of throwing hamburger meat at a tennis racket >mfw

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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