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02/21/23(Tue)04:31:06 No.72306448 >Makes video explaining what his video is about for 2 minutes. >The rest is just a reupload of his s----- livestream where he reacts to someone elses content. >Personality is dryer than women who see a cs major 533 KB JPG >Somehow gets favoritism on youtube. >Somehow lower the standards of quality on Youtube >bunch of clones pop out of nowhere : Anonymous Seriously this f------ guy not only found a way to make the laziest content possible but to influence youtube to the point where other youtubers with the same s----- personality do the same thing as him. The worst part is is that he gets away with this because of his (somehow more retarded than 4chan) userbase who spend 16 hours a day on reddit.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous (ID: ed30+TwE Pessing rough >>416043109 # Joe Biden forced the rail unions to stop striking by threatening them all with life in prison. The rail unions were striking in November/December over something called PSR. 795 KB WEBM PSR is Precision Scheduled Railroading it means fewer crews, less maintanance, fewer days off, longer trains, and just general unsafe business practices all in the name of keeping trains moving at all times to maximize profits 02/13/23 (Mon)12:38:47 No.416050225 OH Profits that were then taken by the jewish owned hedge funds that own the railroad companies so that they can buyback their own stock which they have done at record rates cohencidentally ever since PSR became the common practice in the last 5-10 years depending on railroad company On February, 3rd a train heading from Illinois towards Conway station ran over a sensor that detects heat on the train wheels and axles that told them their wheels were on fire. Instead of STOPPING and inspecting and repairing the damage the crew on the train was ORDERED by dispatch to keep going towards Conway SO FOR OVER 20 MILES UNTIL IT HIT EAST PALESTINE THE TRAIN WAS GOING 30+ MPH WITH ITS WHEELS MELTING AND THEY KNEW IT

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File: F274999F-F8BF-4709-8D6A-8(...).jpg (19 KB, 498x498) Anonymous 02/20/23 (Mon) 04:01:07 No.894666490 [Reply] >be me 3 years ago >drive around a corner at around 50mph in the suburbs, speed limit was 30 >hit a kid maybe six years old with my Ford F-150 >couldn't even f------ see him >get out of the car, he's very clearly dead >get back in and bolt away at full speed >ffw to yesterday >police come to my door, ask to see my car >they were out there for at least 2 hours >can't forget it f--- f--- f--- f--- what do I f------ do? I'm so f-----

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Anonymous 02/19/23(Sun)01:22:58 No.9675092 >Go on YouTube to watch some reviews of the classics >"Why (Insert your all time favorite game here) is the Greatest Game Ever Made" 14 KB JPG >40 minutes. Nice. >Peabrain retard in the video s---- on it for 39 minutes and 36 seconds. >Ends by tepidly complementing the game's art direction or something >mfw

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Anon shares a flat with 2 girls. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Af4A+qad ) = 02/20/23(Mon)11:18:33 No.416894671 ► >>416903700 File: 5267.png (228 KB, 831x799) >>416887427 >>and consider suicide for the most banal and petty of reasons due to complete absence of real problems >back during my studies >living in a shared flat with two girls >enter the kitchen >one of them is sitting at the table, sobbing >ask what's wrong (mistake, should have just left) >took her 2 minutes to explain to me that the other girl ate her bread without asking for permission >the bakery was LITERALLY next f------ door, it would have taken her less than two minutes to get a new one >instead she was having a mental breakdown

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BARE 821009908 Op NINTE SW Me on the right gettyimages Michael Kovac Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)11:32:32 No.174258042 >>174258163 >>174263379 >>174257984 How is that guy not looking at her legs? I don't think I could stop myself, even if I know I'm being filmed. Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)11:35:14 No.174258163 >>174258331 >>174258382 >>174260717 >>174258042 Cos he's f------ 12, coomer Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)12:44:59 No.174260717 >>174260999 >>174258163 I was f------ my microwave at that age

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Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)02:17 UTC-7 No.18985357 Replies: >>18985383 >>18985406 There was that one time my Drill Sergeants went on a Battery-Wide "Brownie" Hunt I don't remember what would happen beforehand but they'd just say >Anon are you a Brownie? >A..A Brownie Drill Sergeant? >Yeah you know, one of those f------ that watches my little pony? >N-No Drill Sergeant >Don't lie to me you're a f------ brownie i can smell it. Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)02:21 UTC-7 No.18985383 Replies: >>18985395 >>18985357 Holy f---, you know there was a kid in your squad trying with all his might to not correct the DS. Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)02:24 UTC-7 No.18985395 Replies: >>18985408 >>18985383 >you mean a brony, Sergeant? >"GOTCHA M-----------" Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)02:28 UTC-7 No. 18985408 >>18985395 >"LOOK AT THIS LITTLE F-----, I BET HE THINKS RARITY IS THE BEST PONY, EVEN IF SHE IS A W----!" >'she is a pure maiden.' >"CARE TO SAY THAT AGAIN, I DIDN'T QUITE HEAR YOU!"

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: Anonymous Testosterone levels show steady decrease among young US men Jul 3, 2020 By Kristie L. Kahl Urology Times Journal Vol 48 No Volume Issue 7 48 07 DODOO The decline in total testosterone was observed even among men with normal body mass index 202 KB JPG 02/11/23(Sat)21:30:47 No.72182337 >testosterone levels in euroe arent going down >in china they are rising because meat and milk consumption notice how this only affects americans rip i am low t male at 832 you europeans cant be obese or even low t they have diets of grassfed steak and raw milk also they f--- like bunnies because its also impossible to be a incel in europe

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A "girlfriend" is just a bitch to f--- in the ass or mouth on a regular basis. Why is the word "friend" in it? 4 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous View Thread 06/04/22(Sat)01:18:12 No.879469658 >>879469093 (OP) # because she's nice to me and we do stuff together and she's my friend

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: Anonymous (ID: IgAhrpY+ 05/02/20(Sat) 18:38:39 No.255982884 1588391515553.jpg 525 KB JPG the jew fears the indoor cattle rancher. >>255983102 # >>255984358 # >>255993139 #

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: Anonymous why bros 02/20/23(Mon)00:47:30 No.894640926 >be me >tired as s--- while attending prep school >tries to stay close to this girl >she's autistic but she got a nice ass >tries to do that by giving funny answers or funny sarcastic ones >this time she's talking to this dude which is her friend and is also legitimately gay >out of the blue autistic girl ask "is your ball big" ("sua bola é grande" in portuguses, this will make sense later) >my dumb ass doesn't listen to what she said so I hear "is são paulo big" (são paulo é grande) > I answer "no, it's really small. so much so it fits in the palm of my hands" >both of them look at me with a pog face >I ask them if the question was about the city >it wasn't 81 KB PNG >didn't talk to her since two weeks since I hadn't seen her in class

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Heaven on earth images (1) (3).jpg 45 KB JPG >Be me >In high school >A chick and I develop feelings for each other >Talk to each other for a while >Everything's going smoothly >Until one day, she lifts her skirt up and shows me her thighs >Scar marks >Those scars spelled out my name >Bitch literally took a knife and carved my name out on her thigh >I was just like >Man that's hot asf Wanted to ask her out for a date but she ended up killing herself

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