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File: F274999F-F8BF-4709-8D6A-8(...).jpg (19 KB, 498x498) Anonymous 02/20/23 (Mon) 04:01:07 No.894666490 [Reply] >be me 3 years ago >drive around a corner at around 50mph in the suburbs, speed limit was 30 >hit a kid maybe six years old with my Ford F-150 >couldn't even f------ see him >get out of the car, he's very clearly dead >get back in and bolt away at full speed >ffw to yesterday >police come to my door, ask to see my car >they were out there for at least 2 hours >can't forget it f--- f--- f--- f--- what do I f------ do? I'm so f-----

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 02/19/23(Sun)01:22:58 No.9675092 >Go on YouTube to watch some reviews of the classics >"Why (Insert your all time favorite game here) is the Greatest Game Ever Made" 14 KB JPG >40 minutes. Nice. >Peabrain retard in the video s---- on it for 39 minutes and 36 seconds. >Ends by tepidly complementing the game's art direction or something >mfw

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Anon shares a flat with 2 girls. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Af4A+qad ) = 02/20/23(Mon)11:18:33 No.416894671 ► >>416903700 File: 5267.png (228 KB, 831x799) >>416887427 >>and consider suicide for the most banal and petty of reasons due to complete absence of real problems >back during my studies >living in a shared flat with two girls >enter the kitchen >one of them is sitting at the table, sobbing >ask what's wrong (mistake, should have just left) >took her 2 minutes to explain to me that the other girl ate her bread without asking for permission >the bakery was LITERALLY next f------ door, it would have taken her less than two minutes to get a new one >instead she was having a mental breakdown

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BARE 821009908 Op NINTE SW Me on the right gettyimages Michael Kovac Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)11:32:32 No.174258042 >>174258163 >>174263379 >>174257984 How is that guy not looking at her legs? I don't think I could stop myself, even if I know I'm being filmed. Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)11:35:14 No.174258163 >>174258331 >>174258382 >>174260717 >>174258042 Cos he's f------ 12, coomer Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)12:44:59 No.174260717 >>174260999 >>174258163 I was f------ my microwave at that age

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Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)02:17 UTC-7 No.18985357 Replies: >>18985383 >>18985406 There was that one time my Drill Sergeants went on a Battery-Wide "Brownie" Hunt I don't remember what would happen beforehand but they'd just say >Anon are you a Brownie? >A..A Brownie Drill Sergeant? >Yeah you know, one of those f------ that watches my little pony? >N-No Drill Sergeant >Don't lie to me you're a f------ brownie i can smell it. Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)02:21 UTC-7 No.18985383 Replies: >>18985395 >>18985357 Holy f---, you know there was a kid in your squad trying with all his might to not correct the DS. Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)02:24 UTC-7 No.18985395 Replies: >>18985408 >>18985383 >you mean a brony, Sergeant? >"GOTCHA M-----------" Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)02:28 UTC-7 No. 18985408 >>18985395 >"LOOK AT THIS LITTLE F-----, I BET HE THINKS RARITY IS THE BEST PONY, EVEN IF SHE IS A W----!" >'she is a pure maiden.' >"CARE TO SAY THAT AGAIN, I DIDN'T QUITE HEAR YOU!"

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: Anonymous Testosterone levels show steady decrease among young US men Jul 3, 2020 By Kristie L. Kahl Urology Times Journal Vol 48 No Volume Issue 7 48 07 DODOO The decline in total testosterone was observed even among men with normal body mass index 202 KB JPG 02/11/23(Sat)21:30:47 No.72182337 >testosterone levels in euroe arent going down >in china they are rising because meat and milk consumption notice how this only affects americans rip i am low t male at 832 you europeans cant be obese or even low t they have diets of grassfed steak and raw milk also they f--- like bunnies because its also impossible to be a incel in europe

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A "girlfriend" is just a bitch to f--- in the ass or mouth on a regular basis. Why is the word "friend" in it? 4 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous View Thread 06/04/22(Sat)01:18:12 No.879469658 >>879469093 (OP) # because she's nice to me and we do stuff together and she's my friend

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: Anonymous why bros 02/20/23(Mon)00:47:30 No.894640926 >be me >tired as s--- while attending prep school >tries to stay close to this girl >she's autistic but she got a nice ass >tries to do that by giving funny answers or funny sarcastic ones >this time she's talking to this dude which is her friend and is also legitimately gay >out of the blue autistic girl ask "is your ball big" ("sua bola é grande" in portuguses, this will make sense later) >my dumb ass doesn't listen to what she said so I hear "is são paulo big" (são paulo é grande) > I answer "no, it's really small. so much so it fits in the palm of my hands" >both of them look at me with a pog face >I ask them if the question was about the city >it wasn't 81 KB PNG >didn't talk to her since two weeks since I hadn't seen her in class

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Heaven on earth images (1) (3).jpg 45 KB JPG >Be me >In high school >A chick and I develop feelings for each other >Talk to each other for a while >Everything's going smoothly >Until one day, she lifts her skirt up and shows me her thighs >Scar marks >Those scars spelled out my name >Bitch literally took a knife and carved my name out on her thigh >I was just like >Man that's hot asf Wanted to ask her out for a date but she ended up killing herself

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Anonymous 02/18/23(Sat)12:12:04 No.129300643 maxresdefault (2).jpg 35 KB JPG >>129300363 # >HARRY M------------ POTTER DID YOU BUY OUT THE ENTIRE SNACK TROLLEY ON THE HOGWARTS EXPRESS AGAIN?!?? Dumbledore asked calmly >DRACO MALFOY HAS TYPE 2 DIABETES POTTER, HE NEEDED THAT CANDY TO KEEP HIS BLOOD SUGAR LEVELS IN CHECK! >NOW HE'S F------ DEAD POTTER! DEAD! >Yes we may be able to turn men into women for an hour and create r--- potions out of thin air but we cannot prevent those greedy muggle sugar corporations from destroying our body's natural production of insulin Potter! >Poor Draco was convulsing his legs calmly on the Hogwarts Express from Birmingham to Glasgow before he perished! >TEN THOUSAND POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!

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>therapy >the rapy >therapist >the r----- How curious. : Anonymous gear fourth syntholman.jpg 45 KB JPG 02/20/23 (Mon)00:16:00 No.72299800 [Continued slaughter] continued slaughter.jpg 7 KB JPG >>72299781 (OP) # >psychotherapist >psycho the r-----

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