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O Anonymous 08/30/21(Mon)21:35:02 No.65190264 [Reply] >>65191036 >no GF >no friends >no social life >don't want any either >no depressions or regrets >genuinely happy all the time >tons of active hobbies and even more that i want to get into damn it feels good not to be restrained by the normie societal standards 7 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)23:01:14 No.53008163 >be me >watching fetish p--- on pornhub >dad is in the bedroom beside me >we can hear each other's coughing from each other's room. >video starts 6 KB JPG >can't hear s--- >turn volume up >BRAAAAAAP >ohshit.jpeg >Stop video >hear dad turn in his bed It over boys. I'm f-----.

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File: wp4289383.jpg (96 KB, 723x1280) Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)16:43:15 No.65209188 [Reply] >>65209353 High school memories thread >be 13-14 a few days before highschool >be an absolute spastic >terrified of going to a new school >have big bro, 2 years older, who goes to the same school >ask him for help to fit in >he tells me to beat up a kid on the first day for some small reason >fat chance I have no muscles, but will try anyway >the day comes >nothing eventful from opening assembly >the shuffle us off to our home rooms >people already bonding around me and laughing >the dread kicks in >need to find someone to beat up >look around the group and see another squat weak looking kid >target acquired >wait until we're seated in home room >single desk seats like in the animes >make sure to sit directly behind him >still haven't got a good look at his face >wait until the teacher has done their talking and people are getting up to go to their first class >he gets up out of his >l jump to my feet and punch him in the back of the head >he flops to the ground holding his hands over his head >try and shout "thats for staring at me during assembly!" >pre-teen voice cracks halfway through so it sounds weak as f--- >stunned silence follows >after a second, kid lets out a guttural screech and rolls over >oh god, oh f--- >he has autism face >he's f------ retarded and l've just punched him for no reason >get sent to the principal's office >shunned by the rest of the school after the word got out >didn't make any friend >still don't have any now >bro laughs about it to this day

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: Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)20:45:49 No.65212150 >Be me >24 years old >No friends >No girlfriend >Family doesn't care about me >Job sucks 157 KB JPG >Decent looking but girls keep rejecting me >Looking like a whiter Nagatoro >Alcohol addiction Is it time to neck myself? I hate every aspect of my life

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>be me >have a very good friend of mine that I knew for years >I decide to gift him a game that I rarely play anymore >after I give him the game he stops responding and I get worried since we chat together almost every day and he isn't responding for over a week 236 KB JPG >dm my friend's irl friend asking about him >he died in a car crash how do i get my game back??

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: Anonymous 09/01/21(Wed)00:34:23 No.65213888 >learn to do anime girl voice >Pay some dude to make me a vtuber model >Start streaming, gain a small fanbase >Start onlyfans >Get 15k+ a month from posing a 3D model for onlyfans and sexting losers 42 KB JPG By the time this cashcow runs dry l'll be set for life, I guess life ain't so bad

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: Anonymous 02/27/20(Thu)03:17:17 No.821601345 >be me >Occasionally admit myself to the hospital with self inflicted symptoms >Wait for doctors to leave TNT >Grab suit and lab coat from my backpack >Go into random rooms and tell patients they're dying 83 KB JPG Does anybody else do this?

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: Anonymous 09/01/21(Wed)09:22:58 No.65216741 >buy a house in a neighbourhood full of spics >get a reputation as the weird lonely nerdy white guy >one of the neighbourhood girls starts f------ with me because she thinks my awkwardness is hilarious 317 KB JPG >it turns into a pseudo relationship, give her a key, she drops by when she's bored or horny or when she fights with her mom >covid hits, she moves in full time, covid stockholm syndrome >covies eases off, she refuses to move out And now she's pregnant, l'm having my very own goblino by february This is my life now It was nice knowing you, guys : Anonymous 09/01/21(Wed)09:28:35 No.65216790 : Anonymous 09/01/21 (Wed)09:48:56 No.65216970 >>65217268 # : Anonymous 09/01/21(Wed)09:50:11 No.65216981 : Anonymous 09/01/21(Wed)09:50:37 No.65216986 >>65216741 (OP) # you should have used a condom you retard. make it official or something. the baby needs stability, not a loser father and a slutty mother who don't love each other.

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Anon makes ghetto artillery | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/06/15(Tue)04:28:59 No.27476212 >>27476221 >>27476243 >>27476250 >>27476573 >>27476596 File: whoa jpg (29 KB, 547x748) >>27471009 (OP) I weaponized gravel. >got bored and had $50 to blow >bought PVC and parts for a potato gun >ends up fuckhueg, think the size of a Panzerfaust without the blast shield but like a foot longer >weak point is the breach hatch at the rear >decide that if anyone's around, "BACKBLAST CLEAR" is a valid idea the first few firings >started to get adventurous >steel wool slugs, sabots made of rebar and sheet metal (wish I took photos) >reach a point where this thing requires hearing protection >louder than the nugget >made a wax slug for my potato gun out of gravel and a s----- candle >was gonna shoot it at a sign that got knocked over >a f------ crow kept crashing into the bedroom window >sprayed it with paint to try and drive it off, pecked at the goddamn window for an hour >it'd leave and come back >peckpeckpeckpeck- >son of a bitch was half-pink so I know it was the same bird >get an idea >Wile E. Coyote-tier idea, but an idea >wake up one moning, before the pecking begins >know it comes in from the north >post up on the balcony armed with my artillery and butane >it's 8 AM in a thunderstorm, nobody'll notice the sound of ghetto artillery >then I see it about 200 yards out, flapping about >quickly unscrew the rear, load my sług >dump a bit more fuel than needed into the firing chamber >quickly reseal >wait until I can see it >honestly just intend to scare it off, gravel loses its velocity at 65m and itll break up past like 15m >l know this because I tested it before, plus gravel just isn't that dense >fully intend to just pepper it with rocks so it f---- off >it comes in to 100 yards >shoulder, kneel >"BACKBLAST CLEAR" >KABOOM >much louder than normal shots, overfueled it >world goes into slomo >the crow's at 80 meters >the shell just left the barrel >can see pumpkinspice flying >it gets to 60 meters out >abruptly the shell breaks up into a 2' wall of death >the crow abruptly turns into the result of throwing hamburger meat at a tennis racket >mfw

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Anon joins Tinder | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/29/21(Sun)02:03:05 No.65169521 >Not getting any tinder matches >Set it to men as a joke to see if i get any >See a bunch of ripped, very attractive dudes >D--- starts twitching 20 KB PNG Oh no no no bros what does it mean

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: Anonymous 09/01/21(Wed)09:16:18 No.862214423 >be me >first few days of college >no friends >spend entire day in my room because l'm too much of a p---- to interact 147 KB JPG >finally gather the courage to get out and meet people >see a cute girl in the common area >start talking with her and actually having fun >she stops the conversation abruptly to ask me when my birthday is >I tell her >"sorry anon, I'm just compatible with geminis" or some s--- like that >gets up and walks away F--- this place, I want to leave

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O Anonymous 08/30/21(Mon)21:35:02 No.65190264 [Reply] >>65191036 >no GF >no friends >no social life >don't want any either >no depressions or regrets >genuinely happy all the time >tons of active hobbies and even more that i want to get into damn it feels good not to be restrained by the normie societal standards 7 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view.

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