![Russian Work Anonymous 05/19/24(Sun)16:22:43 No.77546591 [Reply] I did a thread yesterday about my little situation, here is a summary: >Be me >Lonely and virgin >Go see an ukrainian escort >Get drunk, have sex, beat her up and escape to not pay >Two guys speaking russian near my bedroom window the next day. >Locked myself in my home for 5 days I got out today to walk, I couldn't stay inside anymore. Bad mistake. When I was coming back home, I saw there was a car in the end of the street that wasn't there before. I got f----- chills, but stayed going. When I reach the front door a guy comes out of the car and calls me out. He has a slavic accent. I thought I was about to get whacked or seriously hurt. He asks if I "know" why he is there and what I did. I say yes. I f----- owed them more than 2700 euro. I tell them I cant pay, but I can see if I can do "something" for them. Turns out they are associated in other "businesses". Not Mafia level, but gang level. I ask to join to pay my debts. I give him my phone number, he called me today, say I have to pick up a backpack for them and deliver it somewhere else in a mall. Im f----- cooked. Loneliness and virginity caused this btw.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/820/237/60c.jpeg "Anon shuts up and dances | /r/Greentext")
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![File: 1688855822799485.gif (2.74 MB, 498x405) ☐ Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)18:45:58 No.77354140 [Reply] >almost done with work >it's only 3:45 >tell my coworker "Damn, I'm really glad we're ending early today I really have a lot of s--- I need to get done tonight" >5G listening devices catch this and report it DIRECTLY to Bogdanoff HQ >"Activate ze extra 5 accounts." >day that's just over 7 hours turns into an 11 hour day i miss being a neet. I f------ hate work so much it's unreal.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/820/236/8dd.png "Anon misses being a NEET. | /r/Greentext")
![File:1715887656287.jpg-(118.36KB, 500x500, Pepe.JPG) Tip OP SolChan is my new home tryfingerbut.sol Thu, 16 May 2024 19:27:34 No.7099 [Reply] >Be me > Just another day browsing the internet > Stumble upon a new online community called Solchan > Decide to check it out out of curiosity > Expecting the standard memes and discussions > But this place is different > Filled with good vibes and hilarious memes > Feels like a breath of fresh air > Feels like I've found my digital family > Forever grateful for stumbling upon this corner of the internet > Look forward to using this as my new primary social media Picrel is me](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/819/839/3d4.png "Solchan is home? | /r/Greentext")
