Virgin Sig vs CHAD ALLISTER | Virgin vs. Chad | Know Your Meme

The Virgin Sig vs. THE CHAD ALLISTER Has much more emotion and per- sonality Doesn't have any emotion Ghosts are cool Bugs are lame People care for him, especially in the fandom Barely anyone cares for him Has a friend Doesn't have any friends named Tommy Comes from the best game company ever (Nintendo) Comes from a company that no one cares about anymore Pokemon is legendary Puyo Puyo is forgotten His voice is cute His voice is horrible Has a BIG FOLLOWING and a lot of fanarts He barely has any following and fanarts

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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THE VIRGIN BOBBY MUGABE THE CHAD IAN SMITH Spoiled brat pampered by Turned a bunch of safari Was handed a turnkey country, Hardworking son of a humble farmer Jesuit missionaries grounds and patches of turned it into hell on earth in less farmland into an than a decade agrarian powerhouse of a country Became a commie because a Fighter pilot in WWII, was shot down and evaded capture bunch of Jews told him it was Genocided a rival tribe Exported food to all of Africa and beyond cool immediately upon assuming power Fierce believer in meritocracy Fought against "colonialism" by abducting children, r----- nuns and burning farms Mercifully cancelled the order to assassinate Mugabe with minutes lived to regret it A literal ape in a suit to spare, Saw communism for the threat it was, resolved to Family goes on shopping sprees worldwide while citizenry Led the opposition to Mugabe's rule despite constant threat of getting murdered fight it to the end Hasn't won a single fight against the Rhodesian army despite both Soviets and Chinese backing him subsists on rats and tree bark Unilaterally declared inde- pendence upon realizing Britain had betrayed him Lived to see everything he had fought for get destroyed, took it stoically Blames all of his shortcomings Habitually exterminated black villages if they refused to support him on a handful of White farmers Fully vindicated by history; all of his predictions came true Sanctioned, embargoed, unrecog- Caused more misery and death than even the most cartoonishly brutal Seized lan Smith's home farm out of petty envy nized and vilified by the entire world, yet still managed to keep the country thriving Respected even by bitter enemies oppressors could ever hope to Still clings to life despite being universally hated and despised Fifteen years of non-stop war- Mourned and beloved to this day, fare with improvised, obsolete and trophy weapons, not a single battle lost considered to be one of the few Unironically considers himself a freedom fighter honest politicians

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CHAD PENAL BATTALION VS VIRGIN OSTTRUPPEN FULLY ACKNOWLEDGES A DISLOYAL COWARD HAS THE THICKEST RUSSIAN ACCENT HIS CRIMES AGAINST THE SOVIET STATE WHO VOLUNTEERED OUT OF ANY SOVIET UNIT TO FIGHT AGAINST CONTINUES TO TALK HIS OWN COUNTRY THINKS HE IS FLAMBOYANTLY VOICE CRACKS "LIBERATING" HIS MOTHERLAND WHILE UNDER ENEMY FIRE AS SOON AS HE ENTERS COMBAT FROM THE "BOLSHEVIKS" EVEN THOUGH THE GERMANS HATE HIS ENTIRE RACE AND PUTS ON A PATHETICALLY FAKE GERMAN ACCENT WANT TO KILL IT THINKS HE CAN S----- K98K HANDED TO HIM BY HIS GERMAN MASTERS "BETTER TO DIE FROM ENEMY FIRE THAN TO BE BE JUST AS EFFECTIVE AS HIS GERMAN MASTERS EXECUTED!" "YOU CAN RELY ON OSTTRUPPEN, NO REALLY, YOU CAN!" ONLY EFFECTIVE WHEN SPAMMED LOATHES HIMSELF AND HIS OWN SQUAD DIES FASTER THAN A PIONEER EVEN WHEN CAN OBLITERATE THEY DO SOMETHING RIGHT 'EXCELLENT SVT-40 MOSTTANKS WITH HIS PTRS HE DOESN'T EVEN DESERVE OR STICKY SATCHEL CHARGES STUCK WITH A WEAK PANZERFAUST HE KNOWS HE IS MEANT TO DIE, RARELY DOES sO HE WILLINGLY DESPITE HOW HE IS DEPICTED REDEEMS HIMSELF IN BLOOD HE CAN TAKE MORE DAMAGE THAN ALL OTHER SOVIET INFANTRY AND SURVIVE FOR THE GOOD OF THE SOVIET MOTHERLAND ONLY NEEDS 2-3 SQUADS OF HIMSELF TO STOMP OVER THE MAJORITY OF GERMANS THAT GET IN HIS WAY

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The Virgin Kissanime VS The CHAD Nyaa Torrents

The Virgin KissAnime The Chad Nyaa covered in ads that will fill your PC with malware Kis Anime videos contsantly buffering and dropping in quality episodes available in 720 or 1080p no ads won't let you use the website if you're using an adblocker MALE GAMERS ONLY CWARNING MEN ONLY Can only watch if the servers are up and you have an internet connection ZCROSMA NERNES STRAW HATS DEEUTS! stuck with whatever janky subs the website chooses to steal can pick from any sub group you want, even the janky ones files are saved to your PC, so you can watch them whenever you want mainly used by children and normies who don't know how to torrent ENCOKE tracks and steals WARNING! your data to sll to marketing companies DON'T MISS OUT.. I poLO e sane tahae ISe sH t o Haa offers all kinds of content, not just anime peer to peer sharing makes the community strong LFT TAT ACCESS MOW We got a Cease & Desist so we're shutting down NO000000000 WHERE WILL I WATCH MY HERO ACADEMIA NOW We got a Cease & Desist so we're shutting down We know (we'll see you on your next domain)

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Virgin vs. Chad: Methods of Ascension

The Chad Stairs The Virgin Elevator Great exercise Allows Chads to travel quickly by traversing multiple steps at a time For people too lazy to use stairs or disabled that's okay HIGHER Thighs of steel Anyone can go at their own pace Wastes a lot of time waiting for the elevator to arrive Could get stuck, traumatizing Virgins Vulnerable to fire, Have to rely on the Chad Staircase during emergencies 00 Have to share the small mashing the button won't make it go any faster, Virgin space with other lazy people Good luck social distancing Chad sometimes jumps down the entire staircase The THAD Escalator Dont even need to move to get where you are going The LADder Easily tipped over Combines the powers of the elevator and the staircase At least you're exercising your arms, I think Walk up or down to achievė superspeed Lad will hit his bulge on every rung Exists here solely for the pun Even taller steps than the Chad Staircase poor Lad, what did he do to deserve this Doubles as a treadmill wait, don't answer that Will snap under the weight of Lad's body Annihilates high-heeled thots The GAD Ubiquitous Existence isn't he supposed to be a planet? oh well The DAD Assumes this form just so that he can ascend Rockets allow him to effortlessly scale the walls of army bases, and blow up any opposition Rocket Jump Does not need to ascend, as he has already ascended to godhood Steals munitions Expends millions of dollars worth of explosives daily from the military No need for movement at all, Gad exists everywhere at all times Dismembers anyone nearby MUNITIONS double-barreled chin SLAP CLAP THEM CHEEKS Is responsible for the concept of verticality; without Gad, existence would be a Watches down from Cheaven Rocket primes itself early, out of fear of offending Dad at his children as they strive to ascend, as he has 2-dimensional plane Harm@7 Only method of getting to higher floors before Abrachad Lincoln invented stairs Harm07 Technically achieved by shooting himself lol

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Virgin Upright Posture vs Chad Hunchback vs Thad Gorilla vs Lad Broken Spine

The Virgin Upright Posture Walk - Straight back alienates the LGBTQ+ community - Back hurts from forcing it upright - Arms pumping like an idiot - Watches "self-help" videos telling him how to walk - Joined a walking club with the local retired grandmas - Looks like a f----- nerd haha - Thinks women will like him if he looks them in the eye Walks like he's holding a pickle in his asscheeks Chad Hunchback Mouthbreather Stroll - Back is nearly broken in eleven places - Always comfortable - Arms dangle to his sides saving precious energy - On his way to buy monster energy drinks scoliosiss Doesn't give a f--- about - Drool contains pheromones that attract Stacys from miles what he looks like around - LGBTQ icon - Can see around corners easily - Starred in 300 Thad Silverback Stride - Oog Oog Oog - Respects his ancestors Ack Ooga Agh - Loves bananas - Loves 1933 stop-motion monster films - Women fear and respect him for he might crush them - 0000000o000!!! - Oooga EEEEE! Lad Broken Spine After A Workplace Accident - Completely paralyzed, will never walk again - Lad, you've done some bad things in the past, but you didn't deserve this! - Needs help to perform even the most basic tasks Boss skimped out on workplace safety standards in favour of saving a quick buck - Had his penis and several vertebrae removed - Lives in perpetual agony - Trapped in a prison of his own flesh - Lad, I'm so sorry

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