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The Chad Stairs The Virgin Elevator Great exercise Allows Chads to travel quickly by traversing multiple steps at a time For people too lazy to use stairs or disabled that's okay HIGHER Thighs of steel Anyone can go at their own pace Wastes a lot of time waiting for the elevator to arrive Could get stuck, traumatizing Virgins Vulnerable to fire, Have to rely on the Chad Staircase during emergencies 00 Have to share the small mashing the button won't make it go any faster, Virgin space with other lazy people Good luck social distancing Chad sometimes jumps down the entire staircase The THAD Escalator Dont even need to move to get where you are going The LADder Easily tipped over Combines the powers of the elevator and the staircase At least you're exercising your arms, I think Walk up or down to achievė superspeed Lad will hit his bulge on every rung Exists here solely for the pun Even taller steps than the Chad Staircase poor Lad, what did he do to deserve this Doubles as a treadmill wait, don't answer that Will snap under the weight of Lad's body Annihilates high-heeled thots The GAD Ubiquitous Existence isn't he supposed to be a planet? oh well The DAD Assumes this form just so that he can ascend Rockets allow him to effortlessly scale the walls of army bases, and blow up any opposition Rocket Jump Does not need to ascend, as he has already ascended to godhood Steals munitions Expends millions of dollars worth of explosives daily from the military No need for movement at all, Gad exists everywhere at all times Dismembers anyone nearby MUNITIONS double-barreled chin SLAP CLAP THEM CHEEKS Is responsible for the concept of verticality; without Gad, existence would be a Watches down from Cheaven Rocket primes itself early, out of fear of offending Dad at his children as they strive to ascend, as he has 2-dimensional plane Harm@7 Only method of getting to higher floors before Abrachad Lincoln invented stairs Harm07 Technically achieved by shooting himself lol

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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