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The Virgin Metroidvania The Chad Classicvania requires familiar to go anywhere after dies, return back to main menu and requires you to load your savefile only needs to babysit himself has a continue screen manly Bishonen, looks like a lady barbarian look only arms himself with standard subweapons; only needs his vampire killer to smack drack and his underlings nife, holy water, cross axe, and the watch. arms himself with overabundance of impractical magic/soul power fight enemy for level grinding uses variouUs encounters are equipment usually optional fight enemy for progressing while the Classicvania gameplay were quite outdated for this time, it's always memorable and can be refreshing after playing Metroidvania for a while doesn't require much of a skill after grinding for hours and just simply change items/skills when acing various enemies while the Metroidvania gameplay is pretty revolutionary it's also become stale after each installation. encounters are mandatorial all form of challenge requires skill to progress legs tired for backtracking the castle several times some of the games were too easy. when it becomes hard it is always unfair legs are well shaped after hours of cruising through platform hell challenge the games were always challenging and only few instances that were considered unfair

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I don't hate Metroidvania and have been playing them recently. But they got stale after playing it multiple times, and it's formula also got stale after each installments, especially if the installation is quite similar to each other like Dawn of Sorrow and Portrait of Ruin
The difficulty can be pretty something, like how most of the games are pretty easy like Symphony of the Night and Aria of Sorrow but when they decided to go difficult it goes far as people expected, borderline unfair like Circle of Moon.

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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