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"The Virgin Libertarian'" THE CHAD NEOLIBERAL Unafraid of the consequences of open borders, embraces the positives and personally executes border guards Believes in free trade but timidly uses Hoppe quotes to justify closed borders Women fall head over heels for him(see Trudeau and Macron for further examples) Read early Hayek - Solely drinks energy drinks and soda r Gets his workout regime subsidised by the EU Only women he talks to are anti-SJW youtubersS they never respond to his comments Considers himself an atheist, Poor posture from the weight of EU regulations feels superior for it Opposes military intervention for fear -he'll be personally drafted Makes billions selling drones to the US military Pasty and anaemic_ appearance from years of eschewing vaccines and GM crops Has a rich and varied palette of continental beverages, drinks proseccO Puts whatever's left of his life savings in gold not smart enough to pay attention to markets Hopes polyamory will finally get him - Compliments his love for individual freedom with Catholic social teaching Diversified stock portfolio, omniscient of all market movements -Followed by Sam Bowman on Twitter Followed by James Delingpole on Iwitter Exclusively survives and Suffers paranoia due to marijuana addiction Doesn't vote- influences think tanks and achieves policy change thrives on vaccination shots Votes for a mainstream centre-right party, hopes he can influence it as much as possible to no avail and GMOs Could have several gfs photos of Merkel in low-cut tops Open admiration for monarchy Secret admiration for dictators like Pinochetchooses to masturbate solely to Reads later Hayekr Tells leftists he's "socially liberal fiscally conservative Tells leftists that communists are as bad as fascists, they cower in fear Snorts 3 bags of cocaine an hour, doesn't feel a thing

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"The Virgin Libertarian" - The Chad Neoliberal


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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neoliberals, libertarianism, politics, james delingpole, sam bowman, european union, friedrich hayek, atheism, guy fawkes mask, polyamory, gmos

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