The Virgin Jesus vs. The Chad YHWH | Virgin vs. Chad | Know Your Meme

forced to wear a crown of thorns Love your enemies, Give the other cheek Virgin Jesus >Claims to be Yhwh incarnate >Gets executed >Resurrects but only seen by his followers, how convenient. His prophecies didn't come true, followers still cope to this day. dreamstime Literally died a virgin Had to give his teachings through stupid parables with ambiguous interpretations Guy Followers are a bunch of cucks fighting over who has the right interpretation dreamstime Even by worshipping him, you're worshipping his Chad father anyways forgives prostitutes and degenerates eamstime Wears a stupid dress like a f-- Wears a funny hat. He just doesn't care CHAD YHWH Punishes his enemies without mercy Explicitly calls to killl humans impersonating him Endless, Almighty, All-knowing. E F----- Jesus' Virgin mom Say His teachings are Law. Plain language and written in stone His chosen people literally run the world. Conquered other peoples and killed their gods, made them worship him by proxy Kills degenerates, burns their whole cities to the ground. Wears no pants, displaying his massive d--- and balls

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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