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CHAD PENAL BATTALION VS VIRGIN OSTTRUPPEN FULLY ACKNOWLEDGES A DISLOYAL COWARD HAS THE THICKEST RUSSIAN ACCENT HIS CRIMES AGAINST THE SOVIET STATE WHO VOLUNTEERED OUT OF ANY SOVIET UNIT TO FIGHT AGAINST CONTINUES TO TALK HIS OWN COUNTRY THINKS HE IS FLAMBOYANTLY VOICE CRACKS "LIBERATING" HIS MOTHERLAND WHILE UNDER ENEMY FIRE AS SOON AS HE ENTERS COMBAT FROM THE "BOLSHEVIKS" EVEN THOUGH THE GERMANS HATE HIS ENTIRE RACE AND PUTS ON A PATHETICALLY FAKE GERMAN ACCENT WANT TO KILL IT THINKS HE CAN S----- K98K HANDED TO HIM BY HIS GERMAN MASTERS "BETTER TO DIE FROM ENEMY FIRE THAN TO BE BE JUST AS EFFECTIVE AS HIS GERMAN MASTERS EXECUTED!" "YOU CAN RELY ON OSTTRUPPEN, NO REALLY, YOU CAN!" ONLY EFFECTIVE WHEN SPAMMED LOATHES HIMSELF AND HIS OWN SQUAD DIES FASTER THAN A PIONEER EVEN WHEN CAN OBLITERATE THEY DO SOMETHING RIGHT 'EXCELLENT SVT-40 MOSTTANKS WITH HIS PTRS HE DOESN'T EVEN DESERVE OR STICKY SATCHEL CHARGES STUCK WITH A WEAK PANZERFAUST HE KNOWS HE IS MEANT TO DIE, RARELY DOES sO HE WILLINGLY DESPITE HOW HE IS DEPICTED REDEEMS HIMSELF IN BLOOD HE CAN TAKE MORE DAMAGE THAN ALL OTHER SOVIET INFANTRY AND SURVIVE FOR THE GOOD OF THE SOVIET MOTHERLAND ONLY NEEDS 2-3 SQUADS OF HIMSELF TO STOMP OVER THE MAJORITY OF GERMANS THAT GET IN HIS WAY

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin Kissanime VS The CHAD Nyaa Torrents

The Virgin KissAnime The Chad Nyaa covered in ads that will fill your PC with malware Kis Anime videos contsantly buffering and dropping in quality episodes available in 720 or 1080p no ads won't let you use the website if you're using an adblocker MALE GAMERS ONLY CWARNING MEN ONLY Can only watch if the servers are up and you have an internet connection ZCROSMA NERNES STRAW HATS DEEUTS! stuck with whatever janky subs the website chooses to steal can pick from any sub group you want, even the janky ones files are saved to your PC, so you can watch them whenever you want mainly used by children and normies who don't know how to torrent ENCOKE tracks and steals WARNING! your data to sll to marketing companies DON'T MISS OUT.. I poLO e sane tahae ISe sH t o Haa offers all kinds of content, not just anime peer to peer sharing makes the community strong LFT TAT ACCESS MOW We got a Cease & Desist so we're shutting down NO000000000 WHERE WILL I WATCH MY HERO ACADEMIA NOW We got a Cease & Desist so we're shutting down We know (we'll see you on your next domain)

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Virgin vs. Chad: Methods of Ascension

The Chad Stairs The Virgin Elevator Great exercise Allows Chads to travel quickly by traversing multiple steps at a time For people too lazy to use stairs or disabled that's okay HIGHER Thighs of steel Anyone can go at their own pace Wastes a lot of time waiting for the elevator to arrive Could get stuck, traumatizing Virgins Vulnerable to fire, Have to rely on the Chad Staircase during emergencies 00 Have to share the small mashing the button won't make it go any faster, Virgin space with other lazy people Good luck social distancing Chad sometimes jumps down the entire staircase The THAD Escalator Dont even need to move to get where you are going The LADder Easily tipped over Combines the powers of the elevator and the staircase At least you're exercising your arms, I think Walk up or down to achievė superspeed Lad will hit his bulge on every rung Exists here solely for the pun Even taller steps than the Chad Staircase poor Lad, what did he do to deserve this Doubles as a treadmill wait, don't answer that Will snap under the weight of Lad's body Annihilates high-heeled thots The GAD Ubiquitous Existence isn't he supposed to be a planet? oh well The DAD Assumes this form just so that he can ascend Rockets allow him to effortlessly scale the walls of army bases, and blow up any opposition Rocket Jump Does not need to ascend, as he has already ascended to godhood Steals munitions Expends millions of dollars worth of explosives daily from the military No need for movement at all, Gad exists everywhere at all times Dismembers anyone nearby MUNITIONS double-barreled chin SLAP CLAP THEM CHEEKS Is responsible for the concept of verticality; without Gad, existence would be a Watches down from Cheaven Rocket primes itself early, out of fear of offending Dad at his children as they strive to ascend, as he has 2-dimensional plane Harm@7 Only method of getting to higher floors before Abrachad Lincoln invented stairs Harm07 Technically achieved by shooting himself lol

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Virgin Upright Posture vs Chad Hunchback vs Thad Gorilla vs Lad Broken Spine

The Virgin Upright Posture Walk - Straight back alienates the LGBTQ+ community - Back hurts from forcing it upright - Arms pumping like an idiot - Watches "self-help" videos telling him how to walk - Joined a walking club with the local retired grandmas - Looks like a f----- nerd haha - Thinks women will like him if he looks them in the eye Walks like he's holding a pickle in his asscheeks Chad Hunchback Mouthbreather Stroll - Back is nearly broken in eleven places - Always comfortable - Arms dangle to his sides saving precious energy - On his way to buy monster energy drinks scoliosiss Doesn't give a f--- about - Drool contains pheromones that attract Stacys from miles what he looks like around - LGBTQ icon - Can see around corners easily - Starred in 300 Thad Silverback Stride - Oog Oog Oog - Respects his ancestors Ack Ooga Agh - Loves bananas - Loves 1933 stop-motion monster films - Women fear and respect him for he might crush them - 0000000o000!!! - Oooga EEEEE! Lad Broken Spine After A Workplace Accident - Completely paralyzed, will never walk again - Lad, you've done some bad things in the past, but you didn't deserve this! - Needs help to perform even the most basic tasks Boss skimped out on workplace safety standards in favour of saving a quick buck - Had his penis and several vertebrae removed - Lives in perpetual agony - Trapped in a prison of his own flesh - Lad, I'm so sorry

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"The Virgin Agrarian vs the Chad Hunter-Gatherer" by u/salmonmarine

THE VIRGIN AGRARIAN THE CHAD HUNTER GATHERER Is as tall, strong, and healthy as a modern human Migrated across entire will die of cholera continents only knows one trade Hunted dangerous megafauna to 5 ft tall extinction Extensive knowledge of how to survive and thrive in his environment Eats a nutrient rich varied diet of meat, nuts, berries, and plants lives under the rule of an oppresive despot starves Nomadic lifestyle makes him immune to food shortages Lives in small,supportive, close-knit social group society will crumble if the crop fails

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Laughing Virgin VS Spring-Heeled Chad

THE CHAD SPRING-HEELED JACK The Virgin Laughing Jack One of the most iconic characters Is the brain child of a p-------- Fell out relevancy in the span of a couple of years Might have actually been real at some point and time associating with the name Jack, even pre-dating the likes of Jack The Ripper Got an entire city to fear him, causing a giant case of mass hysteria Capable of jumping ten feet in the air Barely able to scare his fans as most of them draw cringy smut of him Lame and simple abilities, causing poltergiests and teleporting along with breathing streams of blue fire Recgonized by many paranoraml enthusiasts Needs to kill people in over-the-top ways in order to prove he's a threat Doesn't even need to kill people in order to become feared Recgonized by 17 year old enmo girls and edgelords Is a total bitch, targeting helpless children like the beta Will carry out his attacks in public, not even giving a s--- if anyone sees him or A stylish helmet, cape, and claws that give him that victorian-flaire Looks like what would happen if Ryuk and a mime were thrown into a blender male he is not Disappeared out of thin air when so stab him Jumped right in front of a speeding carriage and took it like a champ. tried to

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Virgin Sonic vs. Chad Klonoa

The Virgin Sonic THE CHAD KLONOA Beloved by retro game collectors Fanbase is cringy Games dropped in quality after switch to 3D Gets the best of both worlds and toxic with 2.5D WAHOO! Story has been retconned over and over Storyline will make you cry Had to have his movie remade because it looked Cancelled his movie so bad to avoid becoming too mainstream Original game can be found on any dimestore shelf Original game valued at over $200 on ebay Jumps on his enemies like any lame platformer Brutally inflates his enemies and throws them Arch nemesis is just fat Teddy Roosavelt Villain is terrifying, evil nightmare spirit

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Soynic the porcup vs Chadow the edgehog

SOYNIC THE PORCUP CHADOW THE EDGEHOG -Can fly in the sky because he's THAT f-----' powerful -Massive cringelord -Tries to be with Sally Accorn and rejects Amy Rose while not realising the love with Sally is not reciprocal -Can defeat Sonic and Dr Eggman alone -Extremely angsty -Still loves Maria even after she died -Only sees darkness -Can stop time using only 1 Chaos Emerald -Cannot run away from the pain -He can say the N-word

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Virgin Goku vs Chad Superman

VIRGIN GOKU Genius inventor, Literally only good at fighting and can't function doing anything CHAD SUPERMAN Pulitzer prize wining journalist, excellent farmer, published author, highschool else - possible autist? S--- tier blue, spikey hair - belongs in a Classic all-American haircut with iconic football star and fan of weeaboo punk band curl classic films Awful morals - driven only by ego and desire Literal posterboy for superhero morality for conflict Dragon Ball Evolution Starred in numerous films played by the likes of Christpher No cape Reeves S----- orange hobo suit that only gross anime fans like 80s yoga instructor Iconic cape armbands Iconic costume and symbol known by the majority of people on the planet Needs universe busting abilities to keep ADD fans entertained 5'9, 137lb manlet 6'3, 230lb alpha male Abilities hover around plantery level - more focused on telling good S----- blue belt. Not even signifying an stories actual martial arts rank in anything. Functional and sylish vellow belt Is Japanese - probably has small penis given statistics Red underwear shows off giant bulge

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Ashkenazi Jew vs Black Hebrew Israelite

The Virgin Ashkenazi The Chad Israelite DAS RITE Has to scam Gets that for a living Nepotism bread Ugly khazar genetics Drinks blood OPENLY BLACK Victim complex SUPREMACIST Rich, dark, and creamy Jealous of black accomplishments ENSLAVES Hated by God EDOMITES Lacks melanin Drinks Fiji Btfo by krauts Water Chosen by Yahweh Watched by FBI. Doesn't care

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Stealth Action Video Games

The Virgin Metal Gear Storytelling declined in quality after Janky & shallow stealth. Tomokazu Fukushima's departure. Unrightfully credited as the first stealth Used to be great until MGS4. game series. Had to burrow Too many forced action sequences for a "stealth" game. ideas from better stealth games. The Brad Hitman Absolution was so Had a very rough start. bad, it almost killed the series. Second game aged like milk. Dramatically improved after Absoluteshit. Dull protagonist despite cool design. Blood Money still is one of the finest stealth games ever made. The Chad Tenchu Rikimaru inspired the only good character in Naruto. The first 3D stealth game series. Brutal & stylish stealth kills. Peacefully retired into the shadows. First game has a God-tier OST. Its spiritual successor rightfully won 2019's GOTY. The Thad Splinter Cell Not a single bad Spies vs. Mercenaries is mainline installment. still an innovative multiplayer feature. Lighting so High-tech gadgets good, it's literally avant garde. that'd make James Bond jealous. Protagonist is voiced by Michael Ironside Chaos Theory (minus in Blacklist). rivals Thief 2 in sheer quality. The Lad Thief Fanbase create Rich & unparalled atmosphere. high quality mods, even to this day. XXXXX Hill Part of the top echelon of Giga I.Q. level design. immersive sims. OG trilogy is so legendary; its s----- reboot couldn't even tarnish its reputation. Relatable, lovable, & snarky protagonist. XXXXX

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Diet Shego vs the actual queen

The Femcel Redesign The Stacy Original Memorable and Where's Knows how to Bland and transcendent the thicc assert her dominance forgettable Even the Uses her beauty Afraid to hurt pilot episode to taunt her enemies Perfect balance subjective got it right sensibilities between threatening and seductive Capable of sending men to the kitchen Does not denote intimidation worldsbiggestnut.jpg

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The Virgin Dutchman vs The Chad Italian

@J. The Perverted Summoner The Virgin Dutchman THE CHAD ITALIAN gets the gibs, which will disappear in like a week hands always ready to sign short-lived decrees insecure about makes low effort memes on Reddit for political propaganda sharing money 100 political background worked hard for it too and nothing changes used to be completely irrelevant, his deputies just made him the Prime Minister and he rolls with it kept alive as a meme by a bunch of Italian shitposters who speak half of their sentences in English "muh GPD muhfucka!!" (his version of "muhdik") cucked by the EU sucks the EU dry of any founds. threatens to make it all collapse by leaving it boringly stable.. w-- even happens in this country? government always on the verge of collapsing on itself and it's treated like the usual

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Virgin vs. Chad - Gosh Darn, Bussian Rias

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CHAD PENAL BATTALION VS VIRGIN OSTTRUPPEN FULLY ACKNOWLEDGES A DISLOYAL COWARD HAS THE THICKEST RUSSIAN ACCENT HIS CRIMES AGAINST THE SOVIET STATE WHO VOLUNTEERED OUT OF ANY SOVIET UNIT TO FIGHT AGAINST CONTINUES TO TALK HIS OWN COUNTRY THINKS HE IS FLAMBOYANTLY VOICE CRACKS "LIBERATING" HIS MOTHERLAND WHILE UNDER ENEMY FIRE AS SOON AS HE ENTERS COMBAT FROM THE "BOLSHEVIKS" EVEN THOUGH THE GERMANS HATE HIS ENTIRE RACE AND PUTS ON A PATHETICALLY FAKE GERMAN ACCENT WANT TO KILL IT THINKS HE CAN S----- K98K HANDED TO HIM BY HIS GERMAN MASTERS "BETTER TO DIE FROM ENEMY FIRE THAN TO BE BE JUST AS EFFECTIVE AS HIS GERMAN MASTERS EXECUTED!" "YOU CAN RELY ON OSTTRUPPEN, NO REALLY, YOU CAN!" ONLY EFFECTIVE WHEN SPAMMED LOATHES HIMSELF AND HIS OWN SQUAD DIES FASTER THAN A PIONEER EVEN WHEN CAN OBLITERATE THEY DO SOMETHING RIGHT 'EXCELLENT SVT-40 MOSTTANKS WITH HIS PTRS HE DOESN'T EVEN DESERVE OR STICKY SATCHEL CHARGES STUCK WITH A WEAK PANZERFAUST HE KNOWS HE IS MEANT TO DIE, RARELY DOES sO HE WILLINGLY DESPITE HOW HE IS DEPICTED REDEEMS HIMSELF IN BLOOD HE CAN TAKE MORE DAMAGE THAN ALL OTHER SOVIET INFANTRY AND SURVIVE FOR THE GOOD OF THE SOVIET MOTHERLAND ONLY NEEDS 2-3 SQUADS OF HIMSELF TO STOMP OVER THE MAJORITY OF GERMANS THAT GET IN HIS WAY

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