Virgin Regular Speedrun v. CHAD AMERICAN DAD SPEEDRUN | Virgin vs. Chad | Know Your Meme

The virgin Normal speedrun The chad American Dad Intro speedrun Impregnates women without touching them in a 10km ratius. Cheaters get executed on the spot by the Stan him: Spends countless hours practicing different games to get a better knowledge of their engines sometimes even men Never spends more than 10 seconds in a run, too busy slaying p---- Gets scamed by 12 year olds promising money in exchange of breaking records Streams his runs to ensure to people that he's not cheating, people still doubt him Uses tricks that only require patience and precision instead of real skill Wins millions of dolla everytime the discove 0.01 second shortcut Cheaters only get humilliated, Uploads his runs to youtube, people trust him knowing that he would never edit them how boring No one knows him All the tricks he does are frame perfect and require super chad instincts to be done Has never played a game in his life, still breaks every record

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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THE VIRGIN FALLOUT 3 THE CHAD TACTICS Rips off Enclave armor because It looks cool People don't care since it is a spinoff Pisses off fanboys by not being Van Buren Leader is f------ R. Lee Ermey, the Sgt from FulI Metal Jacket Uses Van Buren armor. Everyone thinks Bethesda made it up anyway Barely fights of Yogi Bear and some ants. Throws in Massacres Beastlords, Reavers, and Robots. Mutants are there for a good reason Mutants for no reason Conquers large expanses of land. Only cares about evil to get more loot White knights trying to give people water bottles and fight evil Leader is some old p---- that lets his daughter run s--- Recruits Mutants, Ghouls, Tribals, and Deathclaws because they don't give a 5th game in series, but It is numbered 3. People still think it is the first Uses giant faggy robot that gets stuck on tiny pieces of rubble 3rd game in series. Chooses Tactics s--- game because it sounds badass Barely survive the Mutants and Enclave without the Lone Wanderer Helps some dude with his gay radio show Gets by with man sweat and Bos fascism. No Vault Dwellers required Crucifies s---

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Grandpa was literally Joseph Stalin Weilds his sickle and hammer. ready to gauge any kulaks he sees THE VLAD Doesnt wear a 7. shirt. Centuries of Siberian living SLAVSYA made him immune to sissy things like being cold OTECHESTVO NASHE SSVOBODNOYE Slav-tastic Squatting Wears only the finest F----- every knock off woman east of Penis does not shrivel addidas Chelyabinsk track pants in the Motherland in -40 degree |conditiions Heels planted firmly on the ground as he squats AAMAACO

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