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THE CHAD MILITIA ㅡㅡ The Virgin Armored Lives in a country cucked Division His country is literally named Fathered several children, supports none CHAD Wife is probably in Gaddafi's Harem by dictatorship Governed by a dictator Led by a freedom fighter Unimaginatively follows dressed in a drag western strategy & tactics Led by officers promoted via nepotism and sucking Gaddafi's d--- Concocts cunning strategies & tactics despite material disadvantage Libyan arab girls love the bbc anded by someone tougher and meane an him Thinks oil money can buy military competence Military competence hon Fights in the open despite material disadvantage Uses any weapon available and straps them to his truck Soviet strategy & tactics the battlefield Loses to thugs in ickup trucks Uniforms lol Dresses comfily for the fight Slavshit MILAN ATGMs Trained by actual combat experience Isn't even properly traine Chases ais foes back to their own Relies on armor for protection y h lazy officers Relies on speed and high mobility to always be on the offensive coun Flees and abandons his post at the first sign of trouble Enemies are so scared of him they flee into their own land mines Deployed Forces: LOsses: 1,0 Deployed Forces: 90,000 Losses: 7,500 KIA, 1,000 POW, 800 Tanks and APCs destroyed, 28 Aircraft shot down 28,000 No PoWs, getting captured is for p------ Admitting injuries also for p------

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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