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Grandpa was literally Joseph Stalin Weilds his sickle and hammer. ready to gauge any kulaks he sees THE VLAD Doesnt wear a 7. shirt. Centuries of Siberian living SLAVSYA made him immune to sissy things like being cold OTECHESTVO NASHE SSVOBODNOYE Slav-tastic Squatting Wears only the finest F----- every knock off woman east of Penis does not shrivel addidas Chelyabinsk track pants in the Motherland in -40 degree |conditiions Heels planted firmly on the ground as he squats AAMAACO

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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THE CHAD DIOMER THE VIRGIN DOOMER Grows strength from the bloodshed he brings upon his enemies, finds no peace in his ravenous workouts Slays everyday, getting better and better, becoming more powerful that most can even dream of Smokes at least half a pack a day, usually a whole one, gives him a raspy voice Sleeps for 10-12 hours a day, still tired as hell Proud bearer of a merch tank-top The blast of his Super Shotgun can be heard in the entire neighbourhood Has never touched another human being other than his parents Doesn't dare to wear anything that would arouse attention Avoids bodily contact, for he may instinctively snap your neck Takes a break every hour to cool down and re-gather his hate for those monsters Worked out at some point, it didn't matter to him Goes outside at night so he can avoid social situations Women are afraid of him, for he will Rip and Tear. Flirts with suicide and makes it seem OK to him Tried to see something in life, went blind in the process Plans to be buried with a rocket launcher in his coffin

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The Virgin Disney Mowgly The Chad Soviet Mowgly Schoolboy hair Cool thick black hair Matured from a mancub to an adult male Abandoned his pack for some waifu Looks like an alpha Indian Experienced an actual nervous breakdown from need to return to Human society Looks like some tanned white kid from San Francisco "Scared" Shere Khan with fire Owns a cool knife Became the leader of the pack Uses his muscular legs to run through the jungle Remained a mancub Uses his tiny legs for cringe dancing even in the sequel Killed Shere Khan with his bare hands and stripped off his skin Created to sell merchandise and songs for a giant corporation Created to teach Soviet children how "We be of one blood, you and I" to tear up the tiger's mouth

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Virgin terry bogard from fatal furry Chad terry hintz the lord of tutoriel from lisa the painful Stupid hair cut swag hair cut fatal fart always weirning is cool and colored top f--- you i'm gonna say the N word awful hat can use cool trash talk In fight only popular because he is in smash broken and useless combat style canguide you with Wsome tutorial no need combat style to destroy you weir a f------ jean's in combat PPIP! Can resist to truck zero carisma crash with no sequel always be faithful with you by winelor

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THE CHADKETEER The Virgin Iron Man Gf who shoves goop in her bung BADASS EAIRCUT Gay quy beard FAT TITTIED JEWESS JCONNINHER SECOND PRIME GF Best friend is a (male) Al EEST FRIEND IS AN ALCCHCLIC TINKER PILOT CR WEATEVER Boring modern day COMFY TIME PERICD FIGHTS WITE FHIS OWN MUSCLES Suit does all the heavy lifting Worse villains TIMOTHY MOTHERFUCIIN DALTON AND NAZIS

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limpbizkit The virgin The chad "give me something to break" "i did it all for the nookie" rage eainst th sachise doesn't try to be anti-capitalist yet major record label still fears them and try to censor them "sleep now in the fire" "feel the funk blast" "keep rollin rollin rollin" "you said you'd pay me back, i'm broke, and for that claims to be anti-capitalist despite being promoted by a major record label "f--- you, i won't do what you tell me" you deserve a smackin for slackin" their bassist tried making a statement about Limp Bizkit by climbing up the stage and stalking them like a raven; got kicked out of the MTV va's and their lead singer left performed at woodstock 1999; entire place was almost left in pieces, wood from the stage was taken off for a crowd surf almost every song sounds the eхact same each song sounds different and unique too lazy to hire a dj, so their s----- excuse for a "guitarist" has to plagiarize turntable sound effects managed to get an actual dj music is heavy and aggressive af; will even lead to people who don't like metal, let alone nu metal, headbanging and jumping up and down till their entire house falls apart music tries to be angry and edgy, but ends up sounding generic and uninteresting; results in little to no moshing, not even a little headbop fanbase consists of edgy 12- year olds, mainstream rock elitists, and people who have nothing better to talk about than politics fanbase consists of absolute chads including henry rollins and al jourgenson; absolutely revolted by basement dwelling rock elitists liked Rocked and ARTV have been working on a new album since 2012; features special guest appearances from Lil' Wayne and a cover of Ministry's guitarist, bass, and drums are lazy and uninspired fred durst actually knows how to rap, "Thieves" hasn't wes borland is one of the most talented pumped out an album in 20 years guitarists of all time, and john otto is an avant-garde jazz drummer

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The Chad Cuphead Costume The Virgin Byleth A mii costume, not a character. But is still a dlc worth buying Another popular indie rep for Mii gunner Think's he's unique with different weapons, still another swordfighter Just another Fire Emblem character Sakurai himself said there were too mnany swordfighters, adds another one anyway A mii costume, but a great Breaks the 3rd party character pattern of the fighters pass A second of the pattern of indie mii costumes one overshadowing a playable character Smash has shoved FE in our throuts the same way Gamefreak shoved Kanto down Would gladly see more mii costumes like this our throuts Players can make their own moveset Boring moveset stolen from Joker and Robin Most disapointing character reveal since Corrin His announcement pleased only FE fans and nobody else Most exciting costume reveal His announcement gave joy to people salty about Virgin Byleth since Sans

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Chad Logan 5 Virgin George Taylor Hates humanity Saves his people even though Gets the book and movie named after him his life is at stake No one knows his name, calls him "Bright-eyes" Was so worthless on Earth that he Worked as a sandman - a valueable went into space hoping to be the real- member of society who everyone respects life Kirk Tan because he was left out in the sun for too long Tan despite having never seen the sun his whole life Love interest wants to be the first loving wife and mother in known history Love interest is basically a golden retriever in a woman's body Cries as apes tie him up and try to cut off his balls Fights the machine and takes down a corrupt system by using his mind Wears a beard to hide his weak jawline in order to impress the monkeys Laments that human society was destroyed Could have any face he wants, is happy with what God gave him The destruction of human society only inspires his imagination

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Grandpa was literally Joseph Stalin Weilds his sickle and hammer. ready to gauge any kulaks he sees THE VLAD Doesnt wear a 7. shirt. Centuries of Siberian living SLAVSYA made him immune to sissy things like being cold OTECHESTVO NASHE SSVOBODNOYE Slav-tastic Squatting Wears only the finest F----- every knock off woman east of Penis does not shrivel addidas Chelyabinsk track pants in the Motherland in -40 degree |conditiions Heels planted firmly on the ground as he squats AAMAACO

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