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The Chad actual viking Virgin TV and videogame "viking" Knows that the head is the first body part you protect. Wears awesome spectacle helmet Big round shield to protect himself and his friends from enemy arrows and weapons Stupid weird f------ haircut Colourfull decorated linen clothing, knows that leather sucks ass Wears makeup and fur and isn't even gay Wears no helmet to battle beacuse there is nothing valuable in his head to protect as clothing Retarded ass clothes randomly sewn and wrapped together from pieces of scrap Uses spear, superior in groupfighting and good for resisting cavalry charges leather and metal nee Combat axe. Wears no armor and has F------ ridicolously impractical Unlike woodsplitting axes its blade is thin so it can be a second axe instead of a axes with such thick blades Axe forms a hook that can be used to pull shield beacuse he relies sharp and lighter, allowing that they are duller then a butteknife and really just exclusively on plot armor and game mechanics for effective combat enemy shields oversized hammers The wealth from his many years of raiding and trading has afforded him chainmail armor, doesn't hinder movement and is nearly impossible to cut trough

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Virgin Movie/TV/Video Game Viking v. CHAD REAL-LIFE VIKING


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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