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The Chad actual viking Virgin TV and videogame "viking" Knows that the head is the first body part you protect. Wears awesome spectacle helmet Big round shield to protect himself and his friends from enemy arrows and weapons Stupid weird f------ haircut Colourfull decorated linen clothing, knows that leather sucks ass Wears makeup and fur and isn't even gay Wears no helmet to battle beacuse there is nothing valuable in his head to protect as clothing Retarded ass clothes randomly sewn and wrapped together from pieces of scrap Uses spear, superior in groupfighting and good for resisting cavalry charges leather and metal nee Combat axe. Wears no armor and has F------ ridicolously impractical Unlike woodsplitting axes its blade is thin so it can be a second axe instead of a axes with such thick blades Axe forms a hook that can be used to pull shield beacuse he relies sharp and lighter, allowing that they are duller then a butteknife and really just exclusively on plot armor and game mechanics for effective combat enemy shields oversized hammers The wealth from his many years of raiding and trading has afforded him chainmail armor, doesn't hinder movement and is nearly impossible to cut trough

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Virgin Movie/TV/Video Game Viking v. CHAD REAL-LIFE VIKING


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded May 23, 2020 at 03:55PM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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