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: Anonymous (ID: 82Ct8z9p 04/08/24(Mon)05:57:44 No.19975025 my hot Stacy neighbor saw my kitten and she started gushing over it, how do I capitalize on this 427 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: OzOqck31 04/08/24(Mon)06:00:08 No. 19975038 confidently say "i love p------"

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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$Board \o/ - Auto Anonymous People for some reason ▼ Settings Mobile Home 04/08/24(Mon)19:08:25 No.27561722 26 KB PNG >Oh you drive a lifted pickup truck? >Ha! I am now thinking about your penis!$

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Anon has the answers | /r/Greentext

37 KB JPG >meet girl on website >she tells me how she isnt a girl >uh are you a trans or something? >no, im not a boy either >what are you then? >im not telling, you have to guess >mentally ill? >she instantly blocks me Felt good man. >>17578488 # >>17578540 # >>17578603 # >>17578622 #

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Anon on male and female autists | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Keler 12/21/21(Tue)09:30:57 No.66654183 >men on the spectrum become incels who resent women because they can't find loving relationships Koler >women on the spectrum 156 KB PNG become feminists who hate men because they've fallen prey to too many sleazebags >both view themselves as victims of a society that's dominated by abusive chads/stacies while ignoring the men/women who would actually treat them with respect are incels and feminists really sworn enemies or do we both just really hate the worst the opposite sex has to offer?

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LOTRanon stretches a parody as far as it can go | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/08/24(Mon) 16:46:16 No.672757134 >>672759272 >>672759646 >>672759698 >>672760106 >>672760397 >>672761849 >>672762671 >>672764842 >>672765308 >>672765872 >I can't play this, Sam. >I know. It's all woke. By rights it shouldn't even exist. But it does. It's like in the PS3 games, Mr. Frodo. The era of brodude FPS. Full of brown and bloom they were. And sometimes you didn't want to look at the upcoming releases. Because how could the new games be good? How could the industry go back to the way it was when so much s----- games had released? >But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this woke s---. Even remakes must pass. A new game will come. And when the indies shines they will shine out the clearer. Those were the games that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. The gamers playing those obscure Japanese games had lots of chances of becoming normalfags only they didn't. Because they were holding on to something. >What are we holding on to, Sam? >That there's some good games in this world, Mr. Frodo. And they're worth playing.

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Anon appreciates the eclipse | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 170 KB JPG 04/08/24(Mon)22:03:38 No.37652752 >>37651496 (OP) I felt something during it. I went outside to look at it and felt like tingling, as if my nerves were receiving some information or stimulation or something. When I was meditating after I felt as if something in my head was swelling or expanding, mostly on the right side, and then as if something popped or gave way. It still feels a little weird. I feel completely different now. As if a big weight has been lifted. I am energized and feel better for the first time in months after a long depressive episode. The world feels different now too and I wasnt expecting anything, I was a naysayer if anything. Its like were in hardcore mode now or something and this is like post final boss. We did it. We actually made it and now we have legendaries. >>37652765 # Anonymous >>37652752 Quit yanking my chain anon 04/08/24(Mon)22:04:34 No.37652765

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the duality of anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/08/24(Mon)12:13:53 No.77063681 Why do you guys bully one another and say such horrible things? Don't you think your lives are hard enough? 293 KB JPG 1 Reply Anonymous >>77063681 (OP) # View Thread 04/08/24(Mon)12:21:17 No.77063745 You're right anon. To other anons, I'm sorry for telling you to kill yourself, I didn't mean it Anonymous 04/08/24(Mon)05:56:16 No.77060972 i want people to be mean to me and degrade me. help. why am i like this? 40 KB PNG 32 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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The Ballad Of Stinky Preet | /r/Greentext

File: original.jpg (61 KB, 640x360) Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)17:59:20 No.39072838 ▶>>3907286039073137 >>39074837 hey guys, how many of you are well known regulars at your gym? >tfw all of the male and female employees are constantly saying hello >people nice to me, ask me about my life >have a cool nickname Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:01:09 No.39072860 >>39072889 >>39072932 >>39074874 >>39076320 >>39076431 >>39072838 (OP) What's your nickname? Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:04:10 No.39072889 >>39072860 this. now i'm curious >>39072932 I'm also a regular but keep to myself generally. Have made acquaintances with a good amount of other regulars but a lot of the staff is really insufferable. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:10:44 No.39072932 >>39072860 >>39072889 S. Preet. >>39072997 I'm an indian guy. I basically worked off from 400-220 pounds. S. Preet. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:19:55 No.39072997 ►>>39073062 >>39075918 >>39072932 Wait... ARE YOU F------ STINKY PREET? FROM THE BOSTON GYM DOWNTOWN? Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:25:19 No. 39073062 >>39073106 >>39073160 >>39074717 >>39076165 >>39072997 No. I don't know who that is. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:30:19 No.39073106 ► >>39073062 Classic stinky When are you hitting the gym later? Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:36:44 No. 39073160 >>39073269 >>39073062 oh yeah what does the s stand for? Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:49:48 No.39073269 >>39073160 >>39073298>>39074858 it stands for Sprite. I drink Sprite. Also the name Preet was a typo. I meant to type Pat. Stop f------ bringing this up. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:52:26 No.39073298 >>39073311 >>39073380 >>39074072 >>39074858 >>39073269 see thats really interesting "Sprite Pat" because I know of a guy in south boston who is known as stinky preet, because on his third week in the gym he used the treadmill so long he lost feeling in his legs and s--- himself without realizing it, and at the speed he was going the treadmill was flicking s--- onto the floor in a disgusting smear, AND he only realized that this was the case when he slipped on his own s---, and fell off said treadmill. Now he's a swole guy now, but a few years ago he was the laughingstock. Real testament to personal strength that he kept going back despite s------- himself in a crowded gym at peak hours. So you're sure that wasnt you, "Sprite Pat?" Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:53:47 No.39073311 >>39073380 >>39074858 >>39075038 >>39073298 F--- OFF, THIS ISNT ME, HOLY F--- HOW DO YOU DELETE THREADS ON THIS F------ BOARD

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Anon is pressured | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 hours ago >28 yo virgin >autistic >dont want a gf 77060135 >have to get one because of normgrels pressuring me I don't even want one. I have so many hobbies I don't want to take the little time I have and invest it on a person, but these f------ normgrels judge me for being single. 2 REPLIES

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Bong uses his humor license | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: cE4zWytT) E 04/08/24(Mon)20:39:13 No. 19978292 10 KB JPG people M >Let me tell you about your country >*shart* >As an Irish-American of Scottish ancestry blah blah blah blah t. Jason Gomez-Schmidt >is that a picture of a female??? I MUST MENTION BLACK PHALLUSES >white people white people white people white people white people white >is that a British person doing a THING? WHAT THE ACTUAL F--- IS WRONG WITH THEM!!! >9/11? no that wasnt angry muslims you retard it was the government or something >Europe is so f----- KEKED dude.... OF COURSE I'd use my guns against a traitorous government, j-just not right at the moment... >*slurps corn syrup* >YEAHH BURN FOSSIL FUEL M----------- >I'm 1/96th Seminole, I hate what f------ white people did to my creed and culture >*drives 30 seconds to buy some milk duds and soda* yeah dude, i'm fat because the NWO puts chemicals in the air

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Anon takes his relationship to the next level | /r/Greentext

monymous 04/08/24(Mon)18:30:32 No.14141618 >have gf for 8 months now >she tried to become a gymnast then an actress, works as a clown in a children's hospital for nearly two years now >says we should take our relationship to the next level >asks me if I want role-play in the bedroom >tell her I want to bone her dressed as clown >first surprised but agrees >next night go over to her place >fuckingclowngf.mp4 >c-- the biggest nut of my life inside her >cuddling post-coitus >all of a sudden she says "oh almost forgot something" >opens the drawer and pulls out a pie with cream topping and a clown horn >shoves the pie in my face >"ok, we are even now :^)" >honkhonk.mp3 should I put a ring on her?

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Hard to find the perfect nectar that the glorious goddess will bless me with of my liking.(I'm not a simp) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/23/23(Mon)20:02:57 No.28187105 File: 1375486401415.png (17 KB, 558x528) >>28174133 (OP). >Do you guys care if a female has a innie or outie p----? At this point I can only say... Beggars can't be choosers.

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Anon just want friends | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 49 KB JPG 04/08/24(Mon) 12:57:21 No.77061393 >get invited to a small server >for autists >Join thinking maybe I'd find frens >There is conversation >Join in >Only first five seconds hey talk to me >Later start ignoring me >wait a bit >Try to be apart of conversation >Still get talked over >Leave feeling sad Normies, autists, adhdcels f------ everyone does this only thing I want is frens and a connection >I'll be frens with you anon Don't I've f------ had that promise before h-------- View Thread

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